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Home Front: Politix
Olympus Has Fallen
2013-09-13
by Richard Fernandez
Scathing.
Posted by:Uncle Phester

#7  
Come on in, find yourself an empty chair (like Barry!)
Let the fun begin, it's time for some Peeweecare!
Guests? They've shredded the list,
So what if enemies are pissed, (f--- you!)
And tours are canceled, at Barry's Playhouse!

There's a crazy rhythm, comin' from Puppetland
Dirty Harry, Pope Pelosi and Wacko-Bird are the Puppet Band (yeah!)
He's got a couple of talkin' bass,
Re-programmed to kiss his ass -
Golly, it's cuckoo at Barry's Playhouse!

Globey's spinnin', Mr. Bear's grinnin',
'cause Pterry's flyin' high (hello!)
Power is singin', the Picture Phone is ringin',
and the Saudi royal family goes, "Hai!"
Mr. Prompter's roarin', Newshound is snorin',
there's the flashing Magic Screen,
The Cowntess is so pissy, Barry's kinda prissy -
A nuttier establishment you've never seen!
Spend a term with Barry and you'll see what we mean! (Forward!)

Time to evolve, there'll be no more nappin'! (Get up!)
'Cause you've landed in a place where anything can happen -
No civic institution
Will be immune from prostitution!
So let's get sleazy!
Don't be uneasy!
We're actin' Preezy!
At Barry's Playhouse!
Posted by: Zenobia Floger6220   2013-09-13 20:09  

#6  
Posted by: Bob Snore6814   2013-09-13 14:25  

#5  Several sports clichés come to mind:

Putin undressed Obama.

Putin scrubbed Obama's balls with a wire brush.
Posted by: M. Murcek   2013-09-13 07:37  

#4  It worked for me just now, Anguper Hupomosing9418.
Posted by: trailing wife   2013-09-13 06:22  

#3  Getting a "no data received" error message from most all pjmedia sites.
Posted by: Anguper Hupomosing9418   2013-09-13 04:07  

#2  "WHITE HOUSE DOWN" went downhill the moment Jaime Fox decided to fight the bad guys in his Michael Jordan sports shoes.
Posted by: JosephMendiola   2013-09-13 02:06  

#1  Excellent! Should be required reading for all who voted for the bugger.
Posted by: Besoeker   2013-09-13 01:44  

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