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2013-08-26

Posted by:Fred

#10 Ugh, thats good. Me like. You know the dating scene has always be difficult for men; say, I remember once upon a time a long long time ago...You know how they always talk about caveman days?. Well thats because women hated caves. To date in those times when men saw a pretty woman he bonked her on the head and dragged her to his cave. When she woke up he was in trouble. The cave was dark, damp, had snakes, and people just tracked in dirt all day. The worst part was there was no toilet seat!!. So she demanded better and left. So the caveman builds her a tree condo. He gathers game for food then knocks at the door. She answers and sees the deer laying on the floor. She says OH NO I'm going to be be picking up hairballs all week. Ugh, the man said and walks off to his man cave. :)What did I do?...Women. :(

Posted by: Dale 2013-08-26 16:45

#9 Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe to go out
and get something to eat. They walked deep into the jungle and waited
by a path.
Before long, along came this little old man. The son said, "Ooh dad,
there's one."
"No," said the father. "There's not enough meat on that one to even
feed the dogs. We'll just wait."
Well, a little while later, along came this really fat man. The son
said, "Hey dad, he's plenty big enough."
"No," the father said. "We'd all die of a heart attack from the fat
in that one. We'll just wait."
About an hour later, here comes this absolutely gorgeous woman, Blake Lively. The
son said, "Now there's nothing wrong with that one dad. Let's eat her."
"No," said the father. "We'll not eat her either."
"Why not?" asked the son.
"Because, we're going to take her back alive and eat your mother."

Posted by: Nero McCoy7888 2013-08-26 15:37

#8 Mas Thalia y por nos anglos.

Posted by: Procopius2k 2013-08-26 08:23

#7 In other news, Linda Ronschadt has Parkinsons Desease.

Posted by: Deacon Blues 2013-08-26 07:09

#6 WOW, Gam-O-Rama. Number two is perfect. Age has its advantages. Keeler is tragic. WOW for a Monday this is a grand start GB thank you.

Posted by: Dale 2013-08-26 04:41

#5 Good. Good. Good. Ow.

Posted by: gorb 2013-08-26 02:30

#4 Christine Keeler is back in the news.

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