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-Lurid Crime Tales-
Today's Idiot
2013-08-21
A 23-year-old Slidell beauzeau is facing burglary charges after police say he broke into a seafood business where he used to work and made off with some money -- then tried to hide his face from surveillance cameras by wearing a bucket on his head. But the cameras glimpsed the suspect's face as he was peeking around a corner, and police arrested Richard Boudreaux at his home last week, Detective Daniel Seuzeneau said in a news release.
I don't think a bucket would make a good mask. Either it wouldn't mask the face well or else the burgler wouldn't be able to see.
Seuzeneau said police believe Boudreaux, dressed in hunting camouflage and gloves, broke into Kenney's Seafood on Pontchartrain Drive on Jan. 8. Remembering that the business had surveillance cameras, Boudreaux found a bucket and placed it over his head, trying to keep it from getting sucked into the vacuum therein, as he scoured the business looking for money, Seuzeneau said.
"Dough/Is what I'm looking for/Raids/Are how I'll make it mine/Me/The one who benefits/Far/Away I'll be, and fine..."
Oh my. You really went all the way there... and did jumping jacks. LOL
Boudreaux left with money from the cash register, Seuzeneau said, and went to Jerry's Buy and Sell Inc. on Old Spanish Trail. He also made an attempt to break in there, but was unsuccessful and went chez lui, as the French say, Seuzeneau said.
"And I doubt my handy disguise ever got of kilter, either."
"Police! Freeze!"
"****!"

Boudreaux told Slidell Police detectives that he broke into Kenney's Seafood because he was having money problems and had "bad blood" with the owner, Seuzeneau said. Boudreaux also said he tried to break into Jerry's Buy and Sell to get a gun because he was afraid of the possibility of future gun control laws being passed, Seuzeneau said.
A motive that the usual suspects will no doubt harp endlessly upon.
Bourdreaux is charged with simple burglary of a business, attempted simple burglary of a business possession of poison hemp and possession of drug paraphernalia, Seuzeneau said.
Posted by:Korora

#10  Kind of surprised we don't see more burglars wearing president masks or Guy Fawkes masks to throw folks off the scent with red herrings and distractions. "He must be a tea-partier, he was wearing an Obama mask" that sort of thing.
Posted by: rjschwarz   2013-08-21 14:39  

#9  They're sure the name is Richard Boudreaux, and not just Boudreaux?
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain   2013-08-21 10:55  

#8  Well at least he didn't use an Obama mask!
Posted by: CrazyFool   2013-08-21 10:49  

#7  BrerRabbit, go to your room.
Posted by: Pappy   2013-08-21 10:43  

#6  The man used the wrong bucket, should have thought ahead and brought his own,
Posted by: Marilyn (I had a Sex Change) Bourbon6503   2013-08-21 09:08  

#5  "What kind of camo do you wear in a seafood joint?"

Sharkskin Suit?
Posted by: Mullah Richard   2013-08-21 07:56  

#4  What kind of camo do you wear in a seafood joint?
Posted by: no mo uro   2013-08-21 05:23  

#3  At least he used a bucket. Had he grabbed a pot to use, people would just assume he's a pothead. A man has got to keep his pride.
Posted by: Silentbrick   2013-08-21 05:09  

#2   Because as we all know cooler heads prevail.

That's gonna be tough to beat!
Posted by: SteveS   2013-08-21 03:33  

#1  If this bucket head would have taken the time to procure the bottom half of a Styrofoam cooler and used it instead of the bucket I believe the outcome would have been different. Because as we all know cooler heads prevail.
Posted by: BrerRabbit   2013-08-21 01:21  

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