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-Lurid Crime Tales-
Virginia man married 2 women, posed as clandestine agent.
2013-08-18
WASHINGTON - A 26-year-old Virginia man charged with bigamy has been married simultaneously to a sailor in Norfolk and a woman living in the City of Fairfax, police say.
Better than posing as two women married to a sailor, which would probably make an intriguing sea story, as well as being legal.
David Jin Lee of Williamsburg, Va., is accused of posing as a CIA agent to cover up his two wives.
With a name of 'Jin' he must have some redeeming qualities.
NBC Washington reports he asked his Norfolk wife for money after saying he had been captured and tortured by agents from North Korea during a mission.
And there I was, catching the slug line out of Pyongyang. I was very lucky.
City of Fairfax police say they searched the Fairfax home with NCIS investigators and found evidence that led them to charge Lee with bigamy, forgery of a public document and uttering of a public document. All of those charges are directly related to a marriage license that police say was issued in Fairfax.

NBC Washington reports NCIS investigators seized a CIA coin, gun and items -- including a laminating machine -- that could have been used to make CIA badges.
Slapping the bar with that coin, always bad juju.
Bigamy is a Class 4 felony in Virginia. It carries a penalty of 2-10 years in prison and up to $100,000 fine.

City of Fairfax Police say Lee was arrested by NCIS in Williamsburg this week on other charges, and he is currently being held in jail. NCIS won't comment on an ongoing investigation.
Never forget to repay money borrowed from a sailor.
Posted by:Besoeker

#9  re #2: I am sure now that gay marriage has effectively been legalized, it won't be all that long before people (Muslims, old fashioned Mormons, etc.) start clamoring to legalize polygamy. After all, if a guy can marry his boyfriend, why should I be denied the right to marry my girlfriend, just because I happen to be married to my wife?
Posted by: Rambler in Virginia   2013-08-18 20:04  

#8  so you say...now
Posted by: Frank G   2013-08-18 16:23  

#7  Wasn't me!
Posted by: Secret Asian Man   2013-08-18 16:02  

#6  Can't we just declare him 'gay' and stop spending public money on his private life?
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain   2013-08-18 15:42  

#5  Yea Bangkok Billy --- Fairfax Police have "given him a number and taken away his name" Dum dee dum duma de dum...
Posted by: Goober Slitch7516   2013-08-18 11:13  

#4  Whahaha Billy. The REAL news will be the discovery he actually was a Klingon fresh off the farm.
Posted by: Besoeker   2013-08-18 09:43  

#3  Secret Asian Man ?
Posted by: Bangkok Billy   2013-08-18 09:33  

#2  Polygamy and Polyandry the next front of the 'rights' war on the culture.
Posted by: Procopius2k   2013-08-18 08:30  

#1  Deep DooDoo on many levels
Posted by: Whomoper Oppressor of the Danes1311   2013-08-18 03:49  

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