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-Short Attention Span Theater-
Drunk Canadian Swims to United States
2013-07-30
[An Nahar] A Canadian looking to prove his swimming skills, and drunk, provoked an international rescue when he jumped into the bankrupt, increasingly impoverished, reliably Democrat, Detroit
... ruled by Democrats since 1962. A city whose Golden Age included the Purple Gang...
 River and swam to the United States, police said Wednesday.

John Morillo, 47, told the Windsor Star after being released from custody on Tuesday the stunt was "very stupid" but he relishes now being able to boast to friends about his exploit.
Posted by:Fred

#5  We know he wasn't really drunk because he came to his senses and swam back.
Posted by: Bright Pebbles   2013-07-30 14:58  

#4  We know he was drunk because nowadays sober people swim the other way?
Posted by: g(r)omgoru   2013-07-30 14:13  

#3  He swam over - AND back?

I bet he can't do it in January!
Posted by: Bobby   2013-07-30 12:32  

#2  I wasn't really drunk

The Canadian definition of "really drunk" is different than the American definition.

Al
Posted by: Frozen Al   2013-07-30 08:40  

#1  Is the neighbor also a GF???
Posted by: JosephMendiola   2013-07-30 00:26  

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