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Venezuela's Toilet Paper Supply Wiped Out
2013-05-16
Posted by:GolfBravoUSMC

#18  "How about we send them used toilet paper in exchange for ammo?"

Fixed, Pk2.
Posted by: Barbara   2013-05-16 23:32  

#17  How about we send them toilet paper in exchange for ammo?
Posted by: Procopius2k   2013-05-16 22:27  

#16  "The problem with Socialism is you eventually run out of toilet paper."
Posted by: SteveS   2013-05-16 22:00  

#15  You know you've reached the elite of Commie nations when the toilet paper runs out.
Posted by: tu3031   2013-05-16 21:36  

#14  Couldn't have a shortage in North Africa and Arabia - at least a few years ago; they didn't use the stuff.
Posted by: Glenmore   2013-05-16 20:12  

#13  There is TP under the bench next to the COY pond!
Posted by: Marilyn Lover of the Hatfields1778   2013-05-16 17:35  

#12  Socialism stinks.
Posted by: Whock de Medici1307   2013-05-16 17:29  

#11  Nothing worse than a bunch of dirty bums.
Posted by: DarthVader   2013-05-16 16:25  

#10   I guess they all sh!t themselves when they elected another nut job.
Posted by: woggut   2013-05-16 16:21  

#9  You'd think after Hugo passed on they would have a surplus!
Posted by: CrazyFool   2013-05-16 15:18  

#8  Fausta: "Toilet paper buyers continue to wait in line",

Fleming, the commerce minister, said monthly consumption of toilet paper was normally 125 million rolls, but that current demand “leads us to think that 40 million more are required.”

“We will bring in 50 million to show those groups that they won’t make us bow down,” he said
.

Hmmm… 125 + 40 – 50 still leaves you 115 million rolls short, Minister Flemimg.

Posted by: Frank G   2013-05-16 15:11  

#7  Venezuela's currency value was wiped out.
Posted by: Bright Pebbles   2013-05-16 14:39  

#6  Maybe they can swap some oil to Zimbabwe for Mugabe bucks?
Posted by: Glenmore   2013-05-16 13:27  

#5  That's a shitty situation.
Posted by: DarthVader   2013-05-16 13:21  

#4  How can they finish the job without completing the paperwork?
Posted by: Deacon Blues   2013-05-16 13:15  

#3  Got any Spotted Owls handy?
Posted by: Muggsy Mussolini1226   2013-05-16 12:31  

#2  Oh, you mean "Stinky Hands" Crow?
Posted by: Redneck Jim   2013-05-16 11:25  

#1  If only they had listened to Sheryl Crow and used one square per session...
Posted by: Raj   2013-05-16 11:10  

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