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Venezuela's Toilet Paper Supply Wiped Out |
2013-05-16 |
Posted by:GolfBravoUSMC |
#18 "How about we send them used toilet Fixed, Pk2. |
Posted by: Barbara 2013-05-16 23:32 |
#17 How about we send them toilet paper in exchange for ammo? |
Posted by: Procopius2k 2013-05-16 22:27 |
#16 "The problem with Socialism is you eventually run out of toilet paper." |
Posted by: SteveS 2013-05-16 22:00 |
#15 You know you've reached the elite of Commie nations when the toilet paper runs out. |
Posted by: tu3031 2013-05-16 21:36 |
#14 Couldn't have a shortage in North Africa and Arabia - at least a few years ago; they didn't use the stuff. |
Posted by: Glenmore 2013-05-16 20:12 |
#13 There is TP under the bench next to the COY pond! |
Posted by: Marilyn Lover of the Hatfields1778 2013-05-16 17:35 |
#12 Socialism stinks. |
Posted by: Whock de Medici1307 2013-05-16 17:29 |
#11 Nothing worse than a bunch of dirty bums. |
Posted by: DarthVader 2013-05-16 16:25 |
#10 I guess they all sh!t themselves when they elected another nut job. |
Posted by: woggut 2013-05-16 16:21 |
#9 You'd think after Hugo passed on they would have a surplus! |
Posted by: CrazyFool 2013-05-16 15:18 |
#8 Fausta: "Toilet paper buyers continue to wait in line", Fleming, the commerce minister, said monthly consumption of toilet paper was normally 125 million rolls, but that current demand “leads us to think that 40 million more are required.” “We will bring in 50 million to show those groups that they won’t make us bow down,” he said. Hmmm… 125 + 40 – 50 still leaves you 115 million rolls short, Minister Flemimg. |
Posted by: Frank G 2013-05-16 15:11 |
#7 Venezuela's currency value was wiped out. |
Posted by: Bright Pebbles 2013-05-16 14:39 |
#6 Maybe they can swap some oil to Zimbabwe for Mugabe bucks? |
Posted by: Glenmore 2013-05-16 13:27 |
#5 That's a shitty situation. |
Posted by: DarthVader 2013-05-16 13:21 |
#4 How can they finish the job without completing the paperwork? |
Posted by: Deacon Blues 2013-05-16 13:15 |
#3 Got any Spotted Owls handy? |
Posted by: Muggsy Mussolini1226 2013-05-16 12:31 |
#2 Oh, you mean "Stinky Hands" Crow? |
Posted by: Redneck Jim 2013-05-16 11:25 |
#1 If only they had listened to Sheryl Crow and used one square per session... |
Posted by: Raj 2013-05-16 11:10 |