[METRO.CO.UK] If you're a man and have ever wanted to dress in women's lingerie a firm has come up with the perfect product for you.Because what's more masculine than wanting to dress up in ladies' underwear?
HommeMystere are hoping their new range of lingerie for males, which includes thongs and padded bras, will change the landscape of men's underwear.
I guess it'll help distinguish one kinda guy from the other.
The Australian firm said their under garments include 'comfortable men's panties that really do fit, bra straps that don't fall off the shoulder, teddies that don't ride up halfway through the night and quality soft fabrics that feel great for all day wear'.
Cotton and that sort of stuff doesn't make it, of course.
The label already has a UK seller so men this side of the world can look forward to more 'enjoyable' pants.
That statement results from a misreading of the diffo, if any, between men and women. Women wear 'enjoyable' pants, sometimes changing three or four times in the course of a day. Men wear pants to keep drafts off the wedding tackle and to avoid being arrested.
And the company are keen to stress the garments are not just for gay men.
No, no! Certainly not! Your average construction worker or CPA wants nothing so much as to go home at night, have a long bubble bath, and put on a nice teddie.
They added: 'We provide our lingerie for guys. We are not concerned if you are gay, straight, vegetarian, republican, anglican, martian or any other persuasion.
"They money's the important thing to us!"
'We just design and manufacture attractive luxury underwear for men.'
"And you're never going to hear from us again."