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China-Japan-Koreas
N.Koreans 'Forced to Produce Fertilizer'
2013-04-02
And yes, they do it just as you'd expect...
North Koreans are being forced to make fertilizer for the regime. A source in Beijing on Sunday said, "Fertilizer is essential for the spring sowing season, but North Korea has almost no chemical fertilizer, so the government ordered every person to produce hundreds of kilograms."

In North Korea, fertilizer is usually made by mixing human feces with straw, but the excrement is harder to come by than one might expect. The source said, "There are cases of theft of squat toilets because of this, and people are putting locks on their lavatories to prevent this."

Until 2007, South Korea gave North Korea some 300,000 tons of chemical fertilizer a year. Until last year, farmers survived on the remainder and with help from China, but the reserves have run out and assistance from Beijing dwindled as the regime ignored Chinese pleas to desist from its nuclear and missile tests.

A North Korea expert in China said, "North Koreans are not only forced to produce more fertilizer but also to collect more scrap metal. The dire domestic situation could explain why the regime has been spouting so much belligerent rhetoric recently."
Posted by:Steve White

#10  Rodman would make great fertilizer.
Posted by: gorb   2013-04-02 23:42  

#9  Nice Bill...I was well on my way to forgetting that.
Posted by: Skidmark   2013-04-02 22:29  

#8  The Pals have this huge lagoon of sh1t perhaps they could cut a deal.
Posted by: Shipman   2013-04-02 15:50  

#7  From sea of fire to sea of poo. Running a totalitarian country just ain't what it used to be.
Posted by: SteveS   2013-04-02 13:27  

#6  FLOTUS announces she has the equipment in place to provide materials.
Posted by: 2sealys   2013-04-02 09:34  

#5  Human excrement is a common fertilizer all over rural Asia, anyone who ever lay face down in a rice paddy in Viet Nam can attest to that.

Human feces might be hard to come by in NORK because they don't feed anyone but the military and the Apparatik enough to have a good bowel movement.
Posted by: Bill Clinton   2013-04-02 09:31  

#4  A spectacular way to get as much Hepatitis into the food supply as possible.
Posted by: M. Murcek   2013-04-02 08:16  

#3  Ahhh, whiffs of the honey bucket brigade...
Posted by: Skidmark   2013-04-02 02:18  

#2  Maybe we could begin some trading with them, Carnival Cruise Lines might just have some SH!T to share.....
Posted by: USN,Ret.   2013-04-02 01:33  

#1  I thought it was their PR department that produced fertilizer.....
Posted by: DarthVader   2013-04-02 00:40  

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