the personal militia of Suleiman Franjieh, president of Lebanon at the outbreak of the civil war, currently Syrian toadies, but you never know when that could change...
MP Suleiman Franjieh contacted on Saturday Syrian
Hereditary President-for-Life Bashir Pencilneckal-Assad
Oppressor of the Syrians and the Lebs...
to inquire about his health.
The MP reassured that the Syrian president is doing well, denying recent reports of his liquidation.
"Assad is in complete health," he stressed.