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BREAKING: Chavez Dead | |
2013-03-05 | |
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#23 Welcome to Hell, Hugo. Here's your pineapple .... |
Posted by: gorb 2013-03-05 21:00 |
#22 Frank for snark of the day. |
Posted by: Water Modem 2013-03-05 20:36 |
#21 I only regret that as I got older, I can't hold as much urine. Where is he going to be buried? |
Posted by: Frank G 2013-03-05 20:02 |
#20 Beat me to it, Rex. BURN IN HELL, Chavez. Hope you're comfy between Adolph and Osama. |
Posted by: Barbara 2013-03-05 19:49 |
#19 Rest in Pieces |
Posted by: Rex Mundi 2013-03-05 19:38 |
#18 I mean "hell". He's not a Viking, after all. |
Posted by: charger 2013-03-05 19:02 |
#17 Hel just got a little more crowded. |
Posted by: charger 2013-03-05 19:01 |
#16 Goodbye and Good riddance. |
Posted by: Redneck Jim 2013-03-05 18:51 |
#15 Hugo is now Hugone. Say hello to Hitler. |
Posted by: Deacon Blues 2013-03-05 18:35 |
#14 And this is where I do my happy dance. |
Posted by: Rambler in Virginia 2013-03-05 18:05 |
#13 Venezuelan Army mobilized and deployed. |
Posted by: Besoeker 2013-03-05 18:00 |
#12 Made my wine all the sweeter , thanks Hugo !At last he's been expropriated |
Posted by: Bubba Thud5705 2013-03-05 18:00 |
#11 Good riddance. |
Posted by: DarthVader 2013-03-05 17:41 |
#10 Senn Penn, Harry Belefonte, Susan Seradon, oliver stone and Danny Glover were big fans of Chavez. Maybe they'll go to the funeral and stay there. |
Posted by: lord garth 2013-03-05 17:27 |
#9 Bill's right. They ran out of ice. Bye, bye asshole! Hope you like it warm. |
Posted by: Alanc 2013-03-05 17:24 |
#8 Buzzards? I thought they were grieving family. |
Posted by: Charles 2013-03-05 17:22 |
#7 They had to wait until they figured out the succession and get the troops in place. Maybe the smell got too bad or he was turning funny colors and the buzzards in the yard were a dead give away. |
Posted by: Bill Clinton 2013-03-05 17:15 |
#6 you can still smell the sulphur |
Posted by: Frank G 2013-03-05 17:14 |
#5 Ghoul Pool gimme - just hope they don't pickle him like Lenin and plaster pictures of his carcass all over the place. |
Posted by: Bangkok Billy 2013-03-05 17:10 |
#4 I really hope it's open-casket. Just so I can see his glorious face one-more time. Then promptly imagine in the toilet bowl 5 minutes later. |
Posted by: Charles 2013-03-05 17:09 |
#3 The Wall Street Journal adds that it was due to complications from cancer, and has a nice obituary here. |
Posted by: trailing wife 2013-03-05 17:09 |
#2 Sean Penn mortified. |
Posted by: Jack is Back! 2013-03-05 17:03 |
#1 Tried like hell to emulated Franco's exit. Guess his cocaine ridden body couldn't make it to > 1 yr of being brain dead. |
Posted by: Water Modem 2013-03-05 17:03 |