Au revoir, peasants! No need for grasping your grubby paws every six years any more!BOSTON -- Outgoing U.S. Sen. John Kerry is planning a farewell tour of Massachusetts before formally stepping down from the seat he's held for nearly three decades.
...and make sure that golden carriage has a gleam that could blind on it, Manolo!
Kerry will make stops in Springfield and Worcester on Thursday before giving a farewell address at Boston's Faneuil Hall to thank voters who have elected him to the Senate since his first win in 1984.
Don't worry, Jawnny. It'll be the last time you'll ever have to visit those shitholes. Try to bear up, Man!
The tour comes a day before Kerry steps down to become secretary of state.
Well, I'm sorry for the country but happy for us. But, I mean, how much more could he screw it up?
The only announced candidate is Democratic U.S. Rep. Edward Markey. Democratic Congressman Stephen Lynch is expected to announce his candidacy Thursday.
Man, I'll bet Eddie's pissed. All the party big shot's said it was his turn, and then Lynch decides to crash the party.
Officials close to Scott Brown say the former Republican senator is "leaning strongly" toward running.
It's either that or governor...