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Israel-Palestine-Jordan
Hamas To Establish Military Academy For Schoolkids
2013-01-25
[Jpost] Haniyeh says inaugural Gazoo school will prepare kids as young as 12 to establish Paleostinian state "from the river to the sea."

Hamas, always the voice of sweet reason, plans to establish a military academy in the Gazoo Strip to train and educate schoolchildren.

Hamas Prime Minister Ismail Haniyeh
...became Prime Minister after the legislative elections of 2006 which Hamas won. President Mahmoud Abbas dismissed Haniyeh from office on 14 June 2007 at the height of the Fatah-Hamas festivities, but Haniyeh did not acknowledge the decree and continues as the PM of Gazoo while Abbas maintains a separate PM in the West Bank...
announced on Thursday that the military academy, the first of its kind in the Gazoo Strip, would prepare the children for the "phase of liberating Paleostine."

He said that children in grades 7-9 could join the school and graduate with a diploma or a BA in military affairs.

Haniyeh made this announcement during a ceremony in the Gazoo Strip marking the birth of the prophet Muhammad. More than 10,000 schoolchildren attended the ceremony, which included a "military parade" by some of the teenagers.

The prime minister said he has instructed the Hamas-run Education Ministry to draw up plans for the establishment of the military academy. Haniyeh said that the new academy would educate and prepare children for the establishment of a Paleostinian state "from the river to the sea."

The decision to establish a military academy follows Hamas's announcement that it would create its own "defense ministry" in the Gazoo Strip. That announcement was made shortly after the IDF's Operation Pillar of Defense in Gazoo in November.
Posted by:trailing wife

#7  Learning curve is very steep without maxing out intelligence.
Permadeath ruins re-playability.
Posted by: Bright Pebbles   2013-01-25 16:30  

#6  I can do for real what I do in video games

Hint: You don't get to restart the game when you get killed.
Posted by: Pappy   2013-01-25 12:51  

#5  I can do for real what I do in video games

You can jump on turtles and eat mushrooms?
Posted by: swksvolFF   2013-01-25 11:03  

#4  the school nurse is a trauma team
Posted by: Frank G   2013-01-25 08:45  

#3  If my HS gym class had involved explosives I might have gone more...
Posted by: Glenmore   2013-01-25 07:44  

#2  According to The Times of Israel, there's also the "military training" elective offered in all Gaza high schools, which yesterday graduated its first class of 3,000. Granted, it's only an hour each week, but the lads are ready for jihad by the time they're done, by golly.

“My officer taught me the values of courage, sacrifice and love of jihad, as well as some battle tactics,” said Radwan Wasfi, 15, whose black-painted face dripped with sweat after going through a drill. “I feel that I can free my energy in a good way. I can do for real what I do in video games.”
Posted by: trailing wife   2013-01-25 02:38  

#1  I see lots of "work accidents". And flaming hoops...
Posted by: tu3031   2013-01-25 00:11  

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