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Home Front: Culture Wars
Hank Johnson forswears the word 'midget'
2012-12-14
[Washington Post] Turns out, the language one uses in speeches on the House floor is no small matter. Rep. Hank Johnson (D-Ga.) today apologized for using what he terms "the m-word" during a speech the previous evening.
Oh, noze! Not the "m" word! Quick, Ethel! My pills!
What is this shocking term? Midget.
Ohmigawd! That's even worse than the "p" word or the "u" word or the "d" word! I think.
The Georgia Democrat used the word -- offensive to some, who prefer the term "little people"
They mean the vertically challenged, aka the Unheightly...
to describe those with dwarfism, he noted today --
Ummm... Midgets have always been defined as adults under something like 4'11".
Except in California, where even the Little People are bigger, as my family are fond of reminding me. That's the real reason I live elsewhere.
Dwarfs (not dwarves, who live under the earth and consort with elves and hobbits and such) have disproportional growth of parts of the body. At least that's the way the dwarfs I knew explained it to me. Maybe things have changed since then. Tom Thumb was a midget. Don Sebastian de Morra was a dwarf. Mike the Short Guy could hold more beer than me, by about a half gallon, and still play the banjo. How complicated is that?

in a metaphor about the Michigan labor situation in which he made a point about an unfair matchup. "What happens when you put a giant with a midget in a cage fight?" he asked rhetorically.
Couldn't tell you. I've never seen a cage fight and I'll gouge out my eyes before I do...
Today, he said he has since learned that the language is "no longer socially acceptable," much like the "n-word," which he said used to be widely used but is no longer.
Except by black folk among themselves, seemingly incessantly, and by white movie directors who are terribly trendè...
"It was out of ignorance, not spite or hatred," he said.
Great Goo! A congressman admitting to the "i" word!
"I will never use that term again."
I guess it's not okay for anybody to be great enough to dwarf those around him, huh?
And we all thought Hank was a one hit wonder...
Posted by:Fred

#8  as long as they stay even dispersed.
Posted by: Frank G   2012-12-14 21:23  

#7  We can use midgets. Since they are light, they won't cause Guam to topple over.
Posted by: Eric Jablow   2012-12-14 17:37  

#6  Fred's comments are far better than the article--what a hoot.
Posted by: JohnQC   2012-12-14 16:54  

#5  Quick, Ethel! My pills!

It been way tooooooo long.
Posted by: Shipman   2012-12-14 16:26  

#4  What is the "u" word? And the "d" word, for that matter. I think I know what the "p" word is, but maybe not. Could someone educate me?
Posted by: RandomJD   2012-12-14 15:23  

#3  Too bad....now he has to find another word to describe his intellect.....
Posted by: Uncle Phester   2012-12-14 12:57  

#2  Dewey Cox (J C Reilly) singing "Midget Man"

Yes, that's Jenna Fisher on the tambourine.

One of my favorite moments in one of my favorite spoofs of the biopic genre.
Posted by: lord garth   2012-12-14 07:23  

#1  "What happens when you put a giant with a midget in a cage fight?"

The imbalance will make the continent capsize, obviously.
Posted by: Elmerert Hupens2660   2012-12-14 02:38  

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