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-Lurid Crime Tales-
What a Way to Go
2012-11-25
A buxom woman has been accused of trying to kill her lawyer boyfriend... with her double-D breasts. Franziska Hansen, 33 from Germany is accused of 'attempted manslaughter with a weapon' after her boyfriend claimed she tried to smother him with her breasts and pretend it was a sex game of motorboat.
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She denies the claim saying it was a sex game and he knew what it was all about.
Nothing like bobbing for boobies.
Tim Schmidt told the German court that although they had had a difficult relationship, until then everything in the bedroom had been normal.
One person's normal is another person's kinky.
'The incident happened in May -- we were having sex,' he said. 'She was sitting on me naked and I was kissing her breasts. Suddenly she grabbed my head and pushed between her breasts with all of her force.
Heaven
'I couldn't breathe any more, I must have turned blue. I couldn't tear myself free and I thought I was going to die.'
What a way to go.
He said that with his last reserves of strength he had managed to extricate himself from the woman's vice-like grip and fled naked to a neighbor and demanded he called the police.
Mr Schmidt said when they met four years ago, the couple had been completely in love.
So he says
He said: 'Everything was great between us -- and I would have done everything for her. But it started to go wrong when I got my first job as a lawyer and we moved to Unna.
'She could not hold down a job and just had one part-time job after the other. And the better my career went -- the worst it seemed to be for her.'
He said Franziska tried to kill him after learning he was planning to leave her.
The wrath of a woman scorned.
'It is clear she wanted to kill me,' he said. 'She even admitted it to me on the telephone. I asked her why she wanted to smother me to death with her breasts and she told me: "Treasure -- I wanted your death to be as pleasurable as possible."'
Posted by:Deacon Blues

#4  Skid - it helps if you hold your hand over (I mean OVER) the photo so you can't see it.
Posted by: CrazyFool   2012-11-25 18:25  

#3  Skid, a woman tried to smother her boyfriend with her boobs.
Posted by: Deacon Blues   2012-11-25 17:53  

#2  I opened up this article and just couldn't quite get to the text. What's is about?
Posted by: Skidmark   2012-11-25 17:26  

#1  OH my, I can see the warning labels on the directions now.
Posted by: Dale   2012-11-25 07:56  

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