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Turkey Attacks On The Rise In Brookline
2012-11-22
Neighbors are on the offensive in Brookline after what some residents are describing as aggressive turkeys.

“They were attacking the vehicle,” Karen Halvorson said outside her home in the Aspinwall Hill neighborhood.

After getting in her truck, a neighbor came and ran the birds off but it didnÂ’t stop there.

“Then, the turkeys came and started attacking my front door,” she said.

A second run-in came a few weeks ago as she walked nearby.

“I looked back and three of them charged me,” she explained.

She moved to the center of the street to avoid the animals, but it wasnÂ’t enough.

“The turkey flew in my face and scratched my neck,” she said.

Halvorson refuses to give up her walks so she has taken precautions.

“I went down to the hiking store and I got a hiking stick with a big ball on top of it. I walk with it all the time and now I never go without my phone,” she said.

At different spots near the Halvorson house, KarenÂ’s husband cut piles of sticks. Those, too, are for protection.

“At least we can throw a stick at them and run into the house,” said Halvorson.

Complaints to Brookline Police about wild turkeys have doubled in the past two months.

“Some people going to work and they’ve been chased by turkeys,” said Brookline Animal Control Officer Pierre Verrier.

He spends nearly every morning trying to keep the animals away from students at Brookline High School.

“Sometimes I even take a tennis racket to try and shoo them out,” he said.

Verrier says there are basic things you can do to protect yourself. If you see a turkey, move to the other side of the street. Make noise or spray the turkey with water.

Whatever you do, donÂ’t feed them or try to take a picture.

“There was a gentleman who took a picture with a flash and they flew right into his face.”

There are two turkey hunting seasons a year in Massachusetts. But in metropolitan areas, with firearm restrictions, that doesnÂ’t help.

A frustrated Karen Halvorson is now working with Brookline town leaders to organize a meeting about the problem. Neighbors need guidance and an opportunity to vent, she said.

“I can’t believe we’re living this way,” she said. Town Selectman Nancy Daly is helping coordinate the gathering which she said will likely be held December 6. She wants anyone who has had a run-in with a turkey to attend and tell their story.

A similar meeting was held last week in Newton, where aggressive turkey reports are on the rise as well.

The Newton meeting focused on prevention, like making sure there are no loose food scraps near compost piles and keeping lids on all trash bins.
Posted by:Au Auric

#23  Whoa, the North Koreans invade the NW while their Turkey allies invade the NE - ITS A TRAP, I TELL YA, A TRAP!
Posted by: JosephMendiola   2012-11-22 22:05  

#22  I blame it on that WKRP anti-turkey video.
Posted by: Pappy   2012-11-22 21:13  

#21  AoS nails it: "Turkeys, Sensing Weakness, Few Guns, Move to Take Over Brookline, MA"

Posted by: Uncle Phester   2012-11-22 20:55  

#20  "It was like the turkeys mounted a counter-attack. It was almost as if they were...organized."
Posted by: Angie Schultz   2012-11-22 19:54  

#19  You know, if they had some dogs instead of small-snacksized....things, then maybe the Turkeys wouldn't be so brave. My old lab chased off a flock of 40 in ten seconds flat.
Posted by: Charles   2012-11-22 16:50  

#18  So in other words we have Kardashian turkeys eh Rambler?
And that's just the male Toms, CrazyFool, and not only that Big-BreastedTurkeys Can't Have Sex
Posted by: tipper   2012-11-22 15:47  

#17  So in other words we have Kardashian turkeys eh Rambler?
Posted by: CrazyFool   2012-11-22 15:18  

#16  Watched a flock of wild turkey hens, about 35 count, the other day while hunting. They put out flank guards and travel in a column of twos or threes. Flap their winds to blow away leaves and peck at bugs. Interesting creatures indeed.
Posted by: Besoeker   2012-11-22 14:22  

#15  Supposedly, Ben Franklin recommended the turkey for our national bird, rather than the bald eagle. Wild turkeys are smart, wily and delicious.

On the other hand, the domestic turkey - the type we eat at Thanksgiving - has been bred to be stupid and slow, but with a large breast.
Posted by: Rambler in Virginia   2012-11-22 14:17  

#14  For the nuts out there, there's a pistol that's chambered for .410 shotgun rounds, that'll work.

And it's fairly quiet too.
Attention folks, that's dinner out there.
Posted by: Redneck Jim   2012-11-22 13:01  

#13  Y'all are all idiots, that's dinner out there, a shotgun will fix this.
Posted by: Redneck Jim   2012-11-22 12:56  

#12  Turkeys attack in Brookline? I'll bet Brookline surrenders by the end of the month.
All hail our new turkey masters! It's for...the children.
Posted by: tu3031   2012-11-22 12:14  

#11  Nah - I was going for the Rick Roll the whole time, just in case there were some people unfamiliar with the meme. Good turkey video, though!
Posted by: Raj   2012-11-22 11:03  

#10  I agree Raj - Rick Astley is a turkey. But didn't you want to post this link instead ?
Posted by: Au Auric   2012-11-22 10:17  

#9  AH,

You are sooooooo correct. We have turkeys around our house and schools and on the golf course.

The aggressive and dangerous ones congregate on Beacon Hill and in various university faculty lounges.

Wish it was as easy to drive THEM off as it is the feathered kinds.

Posted by: AlanC   2012-11-22 10:05  

#8  One (neotenised)man's turkey attack is another's thanksgiving meal.
Posted by: Bright Pebbles   2012-11-22 10:05  

#7  Here's video of one of the turkey attacks...
Posted by: Raj   2012-11-22 10:02  

#6  You call them aggressive turkeys, I call them brave Avian Freedom Fighters.

Gimme a rick-roll here. k thks.
Posted by: Shipman   2012-11-22 08:56  

#5  Too many turkeys in Massachusetts
Posted by: Anguper Hupomosing9418   2012-11-22 08:47  

#4  Land for peace?
Posted by: Perfesser   2012-11-22 08:35  

#3  "Verrier says there are basic things you can do to protect yourself. If you see a turkey, move to the other side of the street. Make noise or spray the turkey with water.

Whatever you do, don't feed them or try to take a picture."


IOW the Turkeys act like European banlieu youths and the humans are advised to act like dhimmis.

They should barbecue before there's a carbecue.
Posted by: Elmerert Hupens2660   2012-11-22 06:45  

#2  maybe instead of throwing the sticks, hold on and give a solid whack. I once killed an aggressive goose with a racket ball racket. Cooked him up nice too.
Posted by: abu do you love   2012-11-22 02:31  

#1  Turkey attacks? Nothing the 4th Infantry Division can't handle.
Posted by: SteveS   2012-11-22 02:10  

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