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-Lurid Crime Tales-
Today's Idiot
2012-09-27
HILLSBORO, Ore. (AP) -- Sheriff's deputies responding to a burglary call say they found a 20-year-old man sawing Z's on the kitchen floor of a home in Oregon.

The Washington County sheriff's office says the homeowner discovered the sleeping stranger early Friday. Deputies arrived to find Cristian Villarreal-Castillo, who had in his pockets small electronic devices believed to be removed, without their owners' permission, from unlocked vehicles.

Deputies say many items in the home in the Rock Creek neighborhood of Hillsboro had been ransacked in an apparent attempt to find things that could fetch a pretty penny when fenced. They believe Villarreal-Castillo entered the home through an unlocked door and was in the process of gathering items when he fell asleep.
Clearly not one of those lazy criminal types. He has that going for him, anyway.
Cristian Castillo, the narcoleptic burglar...
He is charged with burglary, attempted theft, trespassing and criminal mischief. Investigators also linked him to a burglary that happened a few hours before his trip to the Gray-Bar Hotel.
Posted by:Korora

#4  Re: Texting woman

[finger snap]
"Almost!" Darwin exclaimed.
Posted by: AlmostAnonymous5839   2012-09-27 11:25  

#3  Jay Carney, Stephanie Cutter, Sarah Silverman, and Alec Baldwin are certainly strong contenders on any given day.
Posted by: JohnQC   2012-09-27 10:26  

#2  prolly crashing from a Meth bender
Posted by: Frank G   2012-09-27 08:34  

#1  Well I think, Today's Idiot, Cristian Villarreal-Castillo, has lost out to Maria Pestrikoff: Texting woman rescued after fall off Kodiak cliff

Posted by: Au Auric   2012-09-27 07:38  

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