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Man in Malaysia Bitten By Crocodile during Toilet Break |
2012-08-27 |
[An Nahar] ![]() Pai punched the two-meter (6.5-foot) crocodile in the eye after it bit him The attack happened early Friday, when the 32-year-old decided to take his chances in the river in Sarawak state despite knowing it was infested with crocodiles. The laborer, an Indonesian who works at a nearby construction site, had just finished relieving himself under a bridge when the animal bit him from behind. "Fortune favored me when the crocodile let go after I punched it in the eye," he was quoted by Malay tabloid Harian Metro as saying. "After being freed from the jaws of the crocodile, I found extraordinary strength to run and call for help even though my waist was extremely painful." Several newspapers ran pictures of Pai, who like many Indonesians goes by one name, lying on his stomach at the Sarawak General Hospital with bandages on his waist and hip area. According to The Star newspaper, he also suffered puncture wounds on the left side of his ribs. |
Posted by:Fred |
#6 P.S. In order to get the A+ grade in the P.E. class ... you gotta' jump off the toilet seat BEFORE the croc reaches you. Better luck next time! :-) |
Posted by: Raider 2012-08-27 16:30 |
#5 "Pai punched the two-meter (6.5-foot) crocodile in the eye after it bit him in the ass just above his right buttock ... " Pretty good move when a croc is latched onto your butt. This guy gets an A+ in basic agility :-) |
Posted by: Raider 2012-08-27 16:27 |
#4 Ah what a crock of shit. |
Posted by: swksvolFF 2012-08-27 10:13 |
#3 A BM he'll likely never forget. |
Posted by: Besoeker 2012-08-27 07:47 |
#2 That's a shitty thing to have happen to ya... |
Posted by: Raj 2012-08-27 06:59 |
#1 Uh, uh, THE NOT-A-HILL = OUTHOUSES HAVE EYES??? gut nuthin. |
Posted by: JosephMendiola 2012-08-27 00:23 |