Pudgy Kim Jong-un is having an affair with a previously married singer who has been pictured with the North Korea leader at several recent events, according to reports.
| What good is it being the Great Enormity if you can't get some action when you want it? |
South Korean intelligence sources named the attractive, short-haired woman as Hyon Song-wol, who used to front the Bochonbo Electronic Music Band and was hugely popular among the North Korean masses.
| She'll continue to be popular, by Pudgy's order... |
Responsible for a string of hits that included Footsteps of Soldiers, I Love Pyongyang, She is a Discharged Soldier and We are Troops of the Party, her popularity reportedly peaked in 2005 with the song Excellent Horse-Like Lady.
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Hyon subsequently disappeared from public view at the time that Mr Kim emerged as the heir-apparent to his father, Kim Jong-il.
There are reports that 28-year-old Fat Boy Kim Jong-un was ordered to break off his relationship with Hyon by his father and that she later married an officer in the North Korean army with whom she has a baby.
| And where is baby daddy stationed these days? |
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