or, Pathetic excuse of the dayA Brevard County man told police that he robbed a convenience store because he was upset with his fiancé for refusing to mate with him and because he needed money to buy car insurance.
"Thanks to my fiancée's refusal, I won't need a life insurance policy for a kid just yet."
James Seehaus, 25, of Palm Bay, was arrested June 28 on suspicion of robbing a 7-Eleven. He also told police that he would probably have committed more robberies if he had not been caught.
"Remorse? Never heard of her, but she's welcome to sleep with me too."
Palm Bay police said Seehaus robbed the gas station with a BB gun wrapped in white cloth to disguise it as something more dangerous.
"I have a .45 here. It's not a BB gun, really."
Seehaus, who faces charges of armed robbery and theft, pointed the lead launcher at the clerk of the 7-Eleven at 1925 Palm Bay Road and demanded all of the money in the cash register, police said.
"So gimme the dough if you don't feel ready to kick the bucket."
A Palm Bay lawman spotted Seehaus leaving the area and stopped his car in a parking lot about a half a mile from the gas station. He found a BB gun in the back seat, police said.
"Forty-five shmorty-shmive."
The clerk and another witness identified Seehaus as the person who knocked over the gas station.
That's him, there.
In an interview, Seehaus acknowledged that he done it and said all the money that was in his wallet belonged to the business, according to police.