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Chimpanzee attack leaves man in intensive care in South Africa
2012-06-30
Chimpanzees at an animal sanctuary in South Africa have left an American researcher in critical condition, after bitting him severely and dragging him nearly half a mile (0.8km).
Human .. it's what's for dinner...
The man was giving a lecture at the Jane Goodall Institute Chimpanzee Eden on Thursday when two chimpanzees grabbed his feet and pulled him into their enclosure, said emergency worker Jeffrey Wicks.
"We'll grab his feet, you guys bite him!"
He was in intensive care on Friday after undergoing surgery at the Mediclinic hospital in Nelspruit, 180 miles (290km) from Johannesburg, hospital officials said.

The man has "multiple and severe bite wounds", Wicks said.

Edwin Jay, chairman of the Jane Goodall Institute South Africa, said the two chimpanzees involved were part of a group that had been rescued from Angola and brought to South Africa more than a decade ago.
Ingrates...
He said sanctuary officials were investigating the attack.
"So Pieter, what happened?"
"Looks like the chimps bit 'im, sir."
"Yes, that happens with chimps, eh?"
The man lost part of an ear and parts of his fingers in the attack, according to the South African newspaper Beeld.
Wonder if the chimps had a chianti to go with that...
It said reported that the sanctuary's director fired into the air to scare the chimps away, then chased them away.
Wait til next time, the chimps will have a plan for that...
Posted by:Steve White

#6  The long-awaited Banana Jihad has begun - surrender now, or the Melons, etal. get it!
Posted by: JosephMendiola   2012-06-30 23:06  

#5  OOOOOOOOOOOOOO, you just know TARZAN's + DAKTARI Chimps are involved!?
Posted by: JosephMendiola   2012-06-30 23:04  

#4  Academia is hell.
Posted by: Pappy   2012-06-30 15:57  

#3  Just their way of showing that they disagree with his thesis.
Posted by: g(r)omgoru   2012-06-30 06:28  

#2  I think a 0.30 Rifle is needed here.
Posted by: Redneck Jim   2012-06-30 06:18  

#1  Very sad for this young man.

Fotos from the Mail.

Posted by: Besoeker   2012-06-30 03:59  

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