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| Forget about the gators, mind the flesh eating druggies |
| 2012-06-23 |
| Posted by:Besoeker |
| #10 Bath salts is a street term for designer drugs. And by designer it doesn't necessarily man that they have gone through the full FDA approval process. The mix is constantly being changed to skirt the law, so there's no telling what's in each batch. It could have rat poision in it, insecticide, or whatever. As long as it makes the user high, it's good. |
| Posted by: gorb 2012-06-23 23:25 |
| #9 Noone ever thought that the likely route of transmission for a zombie virus was gonna be "Hey, try this, it's some Good Shit." |
| Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain 2012-06-23 18:14 |
| #8 Ah, come on, if there was a zombie outbreak you could rely upon the government to tell us. Sorta like if they were running guns to Mexico or something, they'd fess up when something went seriously wrong. |
| Posted by: Procopius2k 2012-06-23 18:04 |
| #7 Welp, time to gas the old chainsaw and oil the slide. |
| Posted by: swksvolFF 2012-06-23 17:05 |
| #6 ...same routes as the Venezuelan cocaine ring. Bath salts is just the official storyline. Earlier it was 'bad LSD'. But people ate bad LSD for a decade in the '60s without any outbreaks of face-eating cannibalism. I suspect Patient Zero, the locus of the infestation, is somewhere in Central/South America. Somewhere in Venezuela, there is a jungle village overrun with zombies. |
| Posted by: SteveS 2012-06-23 14:51 |
| #5 WTF??? There was the 400 lb naked woman at the bus stop and one on TX that wrecked her car, left her kids, and was found naked and eating ice cream! They have been banned in some states because of a rash of suicides, too. What is in 'bath salts' that cause such bizarre behavior? I know they are considered designer drugs, like ecstasy, but what is the origin of this? Also, most of the zombies are in FL, with TX and NC on the list of articles of seen...same routes as the Venezuelan cocaine ring. |
| Posted by: OmuluqueHapsburg5085 2012-06-23 10:26 |
| #4 ..come on, we're just trying to avoid unwanted Cooties let alone cookies. |
| Posted by: Procopius2k 2012-06-23 10:08 |
| #3 I didn't realize there was a list of |
| Posted by: Pappy 2012-06-23 09:04 |
| #2 We're linking to huffington post now? |
| Posted by: gromky 2012-06-23 00:25 |
| #1 Bath salts? Hah! It is the beginning of the Zombie Apocalypse. |
| Posted by: SteveS 2012-06-23 00:22 |
