'We sold ourselves to America'| Only rented, surely. |
| To be fair, they've been killing you, too, and they started it. |
...the North Atlantic Treaty Organization. A cautionary tale of cost-benefit analysis....
supply route in our love (ishq) of America; and the parliament is merely being used for this.
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How we sold Afia Siddiqi
Famous columnist Hamid Mir wrote in Jang that because Afia was not an American national she could not be set to sit in solemn silence in a dull, dark dock, in a pestilential prison with a life-long lock
You have the right to remain silent...
in inside Pakistain and had to be lured to Afghanistan so that she could be set to sit in solemn silence in a dull, dark dock, in a pestilential prison with a life-long lock
You have the right to remain silent...
there on charge of attacking an American soldier and sentenced to 86 years in America. A police officer since has confessed that secret service picked up Afia Siddiqi in Bloody Karachi
...formerly the capital of Pakistain, now merely its most important port and financial center. It may be the largest city in the world, with a population of 18 million, most of whom hate each other and many of whom are armed and dangerous...
in 2003 and handed her over to Americans who waiting for her in Bloody Karachi.
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America will splinter soon!
| So many have predicted that over the years... |
| When mining for diamonds, it's best to dig far from the pig sty, they say... |
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India can't digest independent Pakistain!
Famous Chief Editor said in Nawa-e-Waqt that India was so fanatic that it could not tolerate that Pakistain as an independent state was flourishing.
| That last is certainly an interesting word choice to describe the situation. |
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Amal the true wife!
Daily Jinnah reported that the late Osama bin Laden
... who used to be alive but now he's not...
's wife Amal of Yemen was the true wife as she stood by Osama when he was attacked and she got injured while trying to save him. She said that after 2001 Osama lived in four cities of Khyber-Pakhtunkhwa
... formerly NWFP, still Terrorism Central...
: Beautiful Downtown Peshawar, Swat, Haripur and Abbottabad
... A pleasant city located only 30 convenient miles from Islamabad. The city is noted for its nice weather and good schools. It is the site of Pakistain's military academy, which was within comfortable walking distance of the residence of the late Osama bin Laden....
. Two of her children were born in the government hospitals of Haripur. She refused to answer the question whether any official was privy to Osama's stay in Pakistain. Daily Mashriq reported that Amal bore five children to Osama and was his favourite wife. She was in Bloody Karachi for 9 months. Osama lived with three wives and regularly produced children.
| Or at least the wives did... |
Daily Jang reported that the government had suspended the coordinator examinations and teacher Hafiz Ajmal for five years from setting papers after he set a quiz in the 9th class paper which insulted President Zardari. Hafiz Ajmal claimed that he had not insulted the president in the quiz by mentioning him as one of the problems of the country.
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Don't buy electricity from India!
| Hinjoo electricity has cooties -- everyone knows that. |
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Son also rises!
Son of Chief Editor Khushnood Ali Khan was covered in Jinnah as attending a cricket match in which he was chief guest. Barrister Ammar Khushnood said that Pakistain must promote its own culture and encourage sports. When Barrister Ammar arrived at the ground he was given an unprecedented (faqidul misaal) welcome by the crowds of Talagang.
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Deflowered by pir, climbs pylon
Reported in Mashriq a woman of Gulberg Lahore Irshad Bibi who visited a pir (spiritual healer) only to be deflowered by him again and again
| I thought that was a one-time thing but it appears I was wrong. |
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Wukla beat up thanedar in court
In an incident the newspapers now list under wukla-gardi Express Lahore's lawyers while appearing in the court of the Sessions judge suddenly attacked the SHO of the thana Sabzazar Khaleel and gave him a thrashing. A group of hooligan lawyers tore the uniform of the police officer from his body and dragged him half naked from the court outside in the yard. The lawyers were in the form of a gang. No one did anything against them.
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General Pasha damaged PMLN
Senior Central Secretary Information PMLN Senator Mushahidullah was quoted by Express as saying that ex-ISI chief General Shuja Pasha had damaged his party to a great extent (bay-had). But the chief justice of Pakistain was the Moses of today who was dispensing justice in Pakistain. He said in Bloody Karachi the battle between PPP and MQM was for bhatta.
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Journalists doing politics today
Famous columnist Abdul Qadir Hasan wrote in Express that journalists today were no longer professional and neutral but worked for politicians and were involved in politics unlike journalists of his vintage who used to be carefully neutral in politics. But then he went on to say that MRD was formed in his house (meray ghar main banaee gaee). He said today excessively soft approach was adopted towards India although Pakistain could live without doing that.
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No one is Pak in Pakistain!
Famous journalist Abdul Qadir Hasan write in Express that today journalism was no longer ideological (nazariati) and was in the grasp of self-interested groups against whom he could do nothing but flap his wings uselessly. He added that among Pak politicians there was not a single complete Pak (mukammal) and if there was one he could like to be informed about him.