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Bangladesh
Tales from the Crossfire Gazette
2012-02-16
Kushtia - A member of an `extremist` group
Might be a New Biplobi communist, might be an Old Biplobi communist...
Might even be one of those jihadi organizations, though one rarely sees those.
was killed in an `encounter`
Not quite a 'cross-fire' but it will do, it will do...
No,no, it's the same thing. They changed the name after the Rab was called before a judge for cross-firing too many people whose friends and relations claimed they were innocent and without blemish.
with RAB at Padamdi village in Shailkupa upazila in Jhenaidah district on Monday night.
We have no idea where that is.
But a fine-grained enough map, say 1:1, would likely reveal it to an examiner with very sharp eyesight and a 10x loupe...
Without naming the deceased
William? George? Bruce?
and the outlawed party that he belonged to,
Perhaps he was a Purba Banglar communist?
Mahfuzul Haque, Commander of Kushtia RAB camp 12, said they were secretly informed
Hat-tip to Mahmoud the Weasel...
Good old MtW -- the kids have been educated and married off, some of the lads set up in business for themselves, and the grandkiddies are heading off to university now. If only he weren't addicted to the adrenaline rush as he waits for the phone to ring, he'd retire.
that 7/8 members
Not quite a whole member...
That'd be Hadji 'Hafling' Mostafa. He was never quite the same after that chainsaw-juggling accident.
of an outlawed party gathered at the house of one Motiar Rahman to sit for a clandestine meeting tonight.
But don't tell anyone because it's clandestine...
Accordingly RAB 6
So a handoff from RAB 12 to RAB 6...
conducted a leisurely drive
With a truck containing the remains of the bad boy, all trussed and ready to dump...
at the village to arrest the alleged terrorists from the house at 9 pm, he stated.
Awfully early in the evening. Maybe RAB Team 6 had other encounters booked?
Sensing presence of RAB
"Hark! My spider-sense is tingling! Cheez, it's the RAB!"
the `terrorists` opened random, aimless fire on the elite force
Without hitting anyone of course...
provoking retaliation
They had to...
Of course. Rab sergeants are rightfully proud of the training their men get in the finer points of gunplay etiquette.
resulting an unidentified terrorist killed in line of fire
The line from the pistol to the back of his head just behind the ear
while the rest managed to escape
As if they were never there in the first place
leaving behind huge firearms, he added.
"We're talking HUGE firearms, boys!"
"But Sarge, ours are bigger, right?"
"Of course, lad. Ours are always bigger. Allah himself has arranged the universe that this be so forever."
Following the encounter the RAB team conducted a search and found the bullet-hit body of an unidentified `terrorist` lying in a room of the house
Right where they left him...
'terrorist' - sounds like someone once worked for Reuters.
and they also recovered seven firearms and 22 rounds of ammunitions from the house.
Apparently the deader didn't even rate a date with Dr. Quincy at the local medical school morgue...
RAB cordoned the house for several hours soon after the gunfight died down.
So that they could party in peace and quiet...
The gun fires sent a panic wave in the village.
"Oh! Oh! GUNS in our village! Why we never!"
RAB said they recovered two shot guns, one shutter gun, 2 LG, one 9 mm pistol,
Hey! That's only six! Where's the seventh firearm recovered?
two live bombs and 22 bullets of rifle and other guns.
Early in the evening or not, it was a good encounter and so RAB Team 6 earned the coveted placement of a shutter gun at the side of the victim perpetrator. After collecting the usual trophy photographs, the shutter gun was cleaned, put back into its velvet-lined case and returned to the RAB headquarters.
Posted by:Steve White

#3  TW, Paki nutjobs... which country doesn't have them at this juncture, to their eternal shame. Sad is that a few hundred years back, they were all normal people.
Posted by: Twobyfour   2012-02-16 15:05  

#2  He appears to be posting from Canada, dear Twobyfour. A very rude guest.
Posted by: trailing wife   2012-02-16 14:58  

#1  wamiq sheikh troll talks thusly: "USA EARTH MIDGET POWER", and "CANADIAN WORLDWIDE PEACE ADDICTION CAMPAIGN APPEAL", amongst the other feverish islamoid turditude.

Well,with the demise of USA midget power, we Canucks would have to step up the plate. We're all for peace... through superior firepower.

(A group of Canucks (some are of Hindu origin) works on a weapon code-named Garuda Puncher. It's totally quiet -- bare the buzz created by high voltage [have to end it there for top secret reasons]. It punches a clean surgical precision hole of a size of Canuck Loonie into anything. The only problem to resolve is to make it stop at some point--for example, if you lined up all the Pakis in a column, one push of a button would make them "holed", and consequently "demised"--make it three-four pushes of a button, to cover differing tallness of the Paki induhviduals. We are also working on audio recognition--if someone utters an Islamic call to prayer or shahada, the Garuda Puncher would zoom on the subject and automatically punch, going six inches above the vocal box)
Posted by: Twobyfour   2012-02-16 14:50  

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