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-Lurid Crime Tales-
Florida Barbecue: Man Self-immolates in Attempt to Roast Spouse.
2012-02-07
Lawmen say Matthew Wong, 50, watched the door of his wife's apartment early Monday, waiting for her to walk into a trap.

Thick, black garbage bags shrouded the backseat windows. A quilt covered the rear window.

"It appears it was all planned," said Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office spokesman Larry McKinnon. "He was waiting out there to ambush her."

What Wong hadn't planned on, deputies said, was getting caught in the flames that he had hoped would kill his wife, Gloria Davis, 47.

After residents of the Countrywood Apartments, 12401 Orange Grove Drive, helped extinguish the fire, Wong was taken to Tampa General Hospital just after 7 a.m. in critical condition, with third-degree burns over his upper body, McKinnon said.

The episode was still under investigation, and no charges had been filed Monday.

Davis was unharmed.

Wong's motives for attacking his wife were not immediately clear, McKinnon said.

Neighbors reported hearing screams and seeing a man on fire. "It was instantaneous," said neighbor Amy Jo Akert. "He just lit on fire. I don't even understand how."
Wrath of God? Karma?
Wong was arrested on charges of domestic battery in 2000, but the case was later dismissed, according to court records.

Pasco County deputies most recently responded to the couple's Cross Creek Lane home in November 2010, but no arrests were made.
Posted by:Atomic Conspiracy

#6  thank you and don't forget to tip your veal and try the waitress.....
Posted by: USN, Ret.   2012-02-07 23:30  

#5  USN, Ret. that was truly, truly, truly awful.
Posted by: trailing wife   2012-02-07 22:27  

#4  So it looks like Mr. Wong tried to ignite Mrs. Wong but it took a couple of tries, proving once again that "Two Wongs can't set it alight."
Posted by: USN, Ret.   2012-02-07 21:58  

#3  The static electricity generated by some vehicles can be murder (one can hope, literally murder, in the case of this schmuck). Been closing the doors of our Accord with my elbows since we bought it in 2004.
Posted by: Gabby Cussworth   2012-02-07 15:36  

#2  I'm thinking that in the process of putting accelerant all over her apartment, he got a lot on himself. Then he went back to his car and (literally) fumed for a while before lighting a cig.

Foosh.

People can be stupid that way. I remember seeing a US Army Captain who decided to see a bunch of soldiers cleaning large machines with gasoline in a parking lot. With liquid gasoline all over the asphalt, he decided that right then was the time to have a smoke. Standing in a shallow pool of gasoline.

A senior NCO said "Sir!" and snatched the cig out of his mouth. Puzzled, he pulled another cig out of the pack and put it in his mouth, preparing to light it.

"Sir!!", yelled the NCO.

"What'sa matter?", asked the Captain.
Posted by: Anonymoose   2012-02-07 13:29  

#1  
Posted by: Atomic Conspiracy   2012-02-07 12:12  

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