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Breck Boy has Bad Ticker
2012-01-14
A federal judge disclosed Friday that former presidential candidate John Edwards has a life-threatening heart condition, a court source confirmed to CNN.
He was hale and hearty until he was indicted. Corrupt pols always seem to develop a terrible medical problem right around the time they do the perp walk. Good thing the federal prison system has an excellent medical staff.
Having two women will definitely cause heart problems not brought on by other risk factors.
Edwards had sought a delay in his criminal corruption trial, scheduled to begin this month. Attorneys and the federal judge met in a North Carolina courtroom Friday afternoon for a status hearing regarding the pending trial of Edwards, a former U.S. senator. Edwards appeared at Friday's hearing. His lawyers had made the motion for a delay under seal, but some of its details were publicly revealed by the judge in the open hearing.

The criminal trial has been delayed until at least March 26, according to the court source. Judge Catherine Eagles said she has been in contact with Edwards' cardiologist, who recommended a postponement, saying Edwards is scheduled to undergo surgery next month.
Could be as simple as a catheterization and ablation of the arrhythmia, could be as simple as placement of a pacemaker/defibrillator. Neither should delay a trial and neither would prevent him from serving time. Assuming he's guilty, of course...
Edwards has to provide the court with a written medical update by February 28, according to court records.

One legal expert, Marcellus McRae, a trial lawyer and former federal prosecutor, said he doubted that Edwards' illness would influence a jury verdict. "Edwards's illness may prompt the public, including potential jurors, to view him in a more sympathetic light. However, it is doubtful that this will have any impact on the outcome of his trial," McRae said. "Given the nature of the charges, his physical condition is of no relevance and he will have in theory recovered by the time the case went to trial in March in any event."

Edwards' attorneys asked in December to delay his criminal trial, saying he had an unspecified medical issue.

Edwards is charged with six felony and misdemeanor counts related to donations to and payments from his failed 2008 presidential campaign. He is accused of conspiracy, issuing false statements and violating campaign contribution laws. He denies any wrongdoing.
Posted by:Steve White

#14  Aww..Silky-Pony, "Please say it ain't so".

We all know that cute-ness counts; and you're about to be counted-out.
Hasta la vista Breck Gurly-man!
Posted by: Ebboluling Theamp7972   2012-01-14 23:37  

#13  I remember the movie Cas1n0, one of my all time favorites, when all the mafia guys had to go to court and they're all sitting there in wheelchairs and breathing with oxygen tanks and claiming they're tool old and too sick to stand trial.

What a load of crap.

I'll believe the Breck Boy needs surgery when he's under the knife.
Posted by: Abu Uluque   2012-01-14 14:35  

#12  The sudden public revelation of a 'health problem' is the equivalent of Teddy Kennedy wearing a neck brace after Chappaquidick. "I suffered too - see? - sniff...."
Posted by: Sneaper Hatfield1349   2012-01-14 14:19  

#11  As a Instapundit reader wrote, “I hear Scotland has already released himÂ…Â….”

:-D
Posted by: Barbara   2012-01-14 11:50  

#10  I was surprised he HAD a heart
Posted by: Frank G   2012-01-14 11:49  

#9  His heart is two sizes too small. I think he is lying and hope he proves me wrong by hitting the floor.




Posted by: airandee   2012-01-14 11:39  

#8  Of course. Bubba (not William Jefferson Bubba) needs a new 'friend.'
Posted by: Glenmore   2012-01-14 11:36  

#7  That's because Scooter wants him to get to jail, Glenmore.
Posted by: g(r)omgoru   2012-01-14 11:23  

#6  Scooter, while I might refrain from advocating harm to Edwards, he has repeatedly demonstrated he is unworthy of ANY sympathy or good wishes.
Posted by: Glenmore   2012-01-14 10:51  

#5  Despite politics and such, he's an American and I wish him a speedy recovery and future good health.
Posted by: Scooter McGruder   2012-01-14 04:00  

#4  Bad ticker or not, he'll still have to tock.
Posted by: gorb   2012-01-14 03:56  

#3  I'm sure there's a Libyan doctor somewhere that could help him.
Posted by: crosspatch   2012-01-14 01:04  

#2  For Edwards - those are life threatening conditions Tu.
Posted by: CrazyFool   2012-01-14 00:59  

#1  When I first heard this today, they didn't mention what his "life threatening" condition was. I figured dandruff or male pattern baldness.
Posted by: tu3031   2012-01-14 00:30  

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