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| White House Denies CIA Teleported Obama to Mars |
| 2012-01-07 |
| Officially, the White House says Obama never went to Mars. “Only if you count watching Marvin the Martian,” Tommy Vietor, the spokesman for the National Security Council, tells Danger Room. But that’s exactly what a secret chrononaut wants you to believe. So that's why he cancelled the space program! |
| Posted by:Secret Master |