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Boy disciplined after waving gun-shaped slice of pizza
2011-12-28
A Rutherford County elementary student has to eat lunch at the "silent table" for the rest of the semester for waving around a slice of pizza some say resembled a gun.

School leaders say 10-year-old Nicholas Taylor threatened other students at his lunch table with a piece of pizza with bites out of it so it looked like a gun and when asked about it was initially dishonest.

Nicholas' mother LeAnn says that her son's punishment is "absolutely ridiculous" adding he was just playing around and never said anything derogatory or anything about shooting anyone. She said, "The kid across the table from him said it looked like a gun so he picked it up and started shooting it in the air."

Taylor said she learned of the incident when the school sent her a note saying her son was threatening other students.

James Evans, spokesperson for the school district, said the boy isn't being punished because he had a piece of pizza shaped like a gun. He's being punished because "some students reported he was making some threatening hand gestures, that he was shooting other kids at the table and they reported it to a teacher. The student didn't tell him the truth about it so he got silent lunch for six days."

Evans called the punishment minor but said the message is clear. He said, "I realize some might say we are going overboard but the principal is just trying to use an abundance of caution and send the message that we don't play about guns and it's not something we joke around about."

In response, Taylor said her son knows he shouldn't play with guns. She said, "We don't have a gun in the house. He plays with light sabers. He's a big Star Wars fan."

In addition to lunch at the silent table, Nicholas has spent time with the school resource officer learning about gun safety.

Taylor said the school system has made it clear that if her son eats his pizza into the shape of a gun again and there is a similar occurrence, he will be suspended.
Posted by:ryuge

#17  These administrators clowns are insane.
Posted by: Barbara   2011-12-28 22:09  

#16  Slippery slope. Next thing you know, he'll be chewing it into the shape of anthrax.
Posted by: Perfesser   2011-12-28 20:48  

#15  Is the "quiet table" called the Gitmo Table?

Now, it's called the MSM Table.
Posted by: badanov   2011-12-28 20:45  

#14  A statement on not playing with your food would have been sufficient. Of course, the school did not think of, never could think of, teaching good manners. Is the "quiet table" called the Gitmo Table?
Posted by: whatadeal   2011-12-28 20:17  

#13  We also played cops and robbers, Army, cowboys and indians, and civil war at recess. How we have fallen to sissydom.
Posted by: Deacon Blues   2011-12-28 18:45  

#12  Pizza for lunch? We had spinach, turnip greens, smashed taters, fish sticks, salmon croquets, green beans, ground beef patties, spam, beets, squash, and other assorted un-edibles.
Posted by: Deacon Blues   2011-12-28 18:39  

#11  I don't know... if it was anything like the Pizza's when I was in school it could easily be considered a lethal weapon.
Posted by: CrazyFool   2011-12-28 18:25  

#10  Twenty minutes with lunch, ear plugs and a book? Plus private lessons on guns with the school policeman? Heaven!
Posted by: trailing wife   2011-12-28 18:11  

#9  I would hope he could bite the pizza into the shape of a pistol with suppressor.

I don't care who you are, that would be funny.
Posted by: BrerRabbit   2011-12-28 17:33  

#8  Can we put all of Washington at the quiet table?
Posted by: DarthVader   2011-12-28 13:41  

#7  The student didn't tell him the truth about it so he got silent lunch for six days.

Do they at least have a 'silent table' at DOJ for AG Holder?
Posted by: P2Kontheroad   2011-12-28 13:24  

#6  The content of Anguper Hupomosing9418 post wasn't borderline. The width of the graphic was what was borderline.

I myself have said worse about King Putt, SCOAMF
Posted by: badanov   2011-12-28 12:55  

#5  Spokeshole: "I realize some might say we are going overboard but the principal is just trying to use an abundance of caution and send the message that we don't play about guns and it's not something we joke around about."

Kid: "Yes we do!"

Spokeshole: "Quiet table, NOW!"
Posted by: mojo   2011-12-28 12:42  

#4  YH9418, your ass, this quiet table, NOW!
Posted by: M. Murcek   2011-12-28 11:41  

#3  THAT response, to THAT comment, to THAT story. Irony meter needle done snapped clean off, yessuh...
Posted by: M. Murcek   2011-12-28 11:40  

#2  Anguper Hupomosing9418:

Very borderline.

Next time, add the option width="600" to the img tag to limit its width to 600 pixels, s'il vous plait.
Posted by: badanov   2011-12-28 09:07  

#1  
Posted by: Anguper Hupomosing9418   2011-12-28 08:57  

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