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Man Gets Community Service For Running Over Terrorist With His Car |
2011-12-07 |
"But wait! There's more!" The Jerusalem District Court sentenced David Mizrachi of Kiryat Arba to three months' community service for running over a terrorist who stabbed his wife. Mizrachi, 57, was convicted in June of serious assault as part of a plea bargain, and the sentence was handed down Tuesday. The incident took place at the gas station at the entrance to Kiryat Arba in November of 2009. The terrorist, Wasim Maswada, came to the Paz gas station armed with an axe and a knife. He entered the convenience store that Mizrachi ran along with his wife, Tamar, and stabbed Tamar in the neck with the knife. She called her husband on the phone and said "I am being stabbed!" The terrorist then accosted a man who was fueling his car and stabbed him in the back of the neck. A security guard at the station fired at the terrorist and hit him. Three soldiers then approached Maswada and stood guard over him, but he got up and tried to stab the soldiers. They fired several bullets at his legs and he fell to the ground, wounded. According to the charge sheet, at a certain point Mizrachi arrived, got into his car and drove toward Maswada. He asked the soldiers – "Is that the terrorist?" – and they answered in the affirmative. He then drove back and forth over him until the soldiers forced him to stop. "Stop! Stop! That's bad for your tires!" The terrorist has since recovered from his injuries and is to stand trial for his offenses. "Doctor! Doctor! We've got a holey man in the ER, and he's in bad shape! 'What's his problem?' He's tired like you wouldn't believe!" |
Posted by:Anonymoose |
#9 I guess a bus was not available at that moment. |
Posted by: manversgwtw 2011-12-07 19:02 |
#8 This is Palestine - don't use a tank - use an armored D9. If it's good enough for St. Pancake! |
Posted by: CrazyFool 2011-12-07 15:56 |
#7 Drivers: Park the car on top of the terrorist with the muffler burning his face. Whether you leave the car running or throw the car keys up on the roof of the gas station would depend on the situation. Use your best judgment. Wrong. Park one of the wheels over the terrorist's torso, and the guy's on his way to meet his virgins. |
Posted by: Zhang Fei 2011-12-07 14:49 |
#6 I would think running over a terrorist with your car IS Community Service. |
Posted by: Slugum Dribble1826 2011-12-07 13:16 |
#5 You idiot, next time you run back and forth over a terrorist use a tank! |
Posted by: JFM 2011-12-07 12:40 |
#4 Sounds like the soldiers need aiming training to me. |
Posted by: Bright Pebbles 2011-12-07 11:54 |
#3 three months' community service Teaching driver's education? |
Posted by: Pappy 2011-12-07 10:22 |
#2 Don't show up at a demolition derby armed with a knife. |
Posted by: Procopius2k 2011-12-07 04:04 |
#1 Over two years before he is able to be tried. Good. Hopefully they'll have David in charge of sunblock application for the Israeli womens' beach-volleyball team at the time of his choosing within the next year. A couple of criticisms for the Israelis involved here for next time: Drivers: Park the car on top of the terrorist with the muffler burning his face. Whether you leave the car running or throw the car keys up on the roof of the gas station would depend on the situation. Use your best judgment. Soldiers: Wait patiently until the driver has properly centered his car on top of the terrorist before taking your turn. Please note that because of the driver's adrenaline level, this may take several attempts. After the driver places the transmission in park and sets the emergency brake, shoot out the car's tires to disable the vehicle and prevent further injury to the |
Posted by: gorb 2011-12-07 01:53 |