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U.S. Faithful Await New Prophesy on 'End of World'
2011-10-23
[An Nahar] Five months after a media frenzy over a U.S. preacher's "end of the world" prophesy, his faithful were awaiting Judgment Day again Friday based on his "recalculated" prediction.

Harold Camping, the evangelist of Family Radio based in Oakland, Caliphornia, caused a global stir earlier this year when he predicted doomsday would occur on May 21 -- a day which came and went.

Undeterred, Camping has claimed a new analysis based on the Bible's Book of Genesis showed the real event would in fact be on October 21.

"We are living in a most unusual time. On May 21, of 2011, mankind entered into the Day of Judgment. This 'day' will last for 5 months (153 days) until October 21, 2011," he said in a message to followers.

"The Bible declares that it was God's plan to save 200 million people out of all those that would ever live upon the earth."

Camping bases his prediction on a message from God to Noah in the year 4990 BC, claiming that the destruction in "seven days" really translates to 7,000 years.

"God shut the door to the sheepfold after finding the last lost sheep," he says in his latest message.

"Another way of saying the same thing is that God shut the door (Christ) to heaven on May 21 the beginning of Judgment Day! Once the door shut it cannot ever open again for a sinner to become saved and enter in."

For believers, this means that the time to repent is over -- those who have not done it already are lost souls, according to Camping's prediction.

"Sadly, as we have earnestly studied the Bible over these five months we have found verse after verse that supports and strengthens the conclusion that the Lord is no longer saving sinners. He has finished that glorious work," the preacher contends.

The latest prediction was greeted in a more low-key manner than in May, when people around the world went into hiding or scrambled to repent, while others staged parties and snapped up T-shirts and souvenirs.

Camping and his followers were not picking up the phone, and steering clear of new media appearances.

Camping's original prophecy said the end will be signaled in each region by powerful earthquakes, after which the good will be whisked up to heaven and the not-so-good will suffer through hell on earth until God pulls the plug on the planet once and for all.

It was not immediately clear how many people around the world were girding for the Apocalypse this time around.

But in Cuba, a group that has spent two months holed up, waiting for God to unleash his divine fury on "sinful Cuba," seemed to be anticipating no immediate cataclysm.

"We have not predicted a cataclysm would occur, because God has not pronounced it," William Herrera, son of pastor Bruno Herrera, told AFP from inside the church.

"However he has told us that plagues and maladies will strike Cuba and that has begun."

Herrera maintained his group was not buying into the end-of-the-world prophesies offered by other evangelists.

Posted by:Fred

#15  Sitcom predicted Qadaffy's death for 29 July 2011:
Posted by: Anguper Hupomosing9418   2011-10-23 22:26  

#14  Do not expect too much of the end of the world.
-- Stanislaw Lec

Posted by: SteveS   2011-10-23 19:07  

#13  A sitcom back in 1987 predicted he would die in the year 2011.

Really? Do you recall which one? That's kinda cool.

According to the Church of the SubGenius, the world ended on July 5th, 1998

Right before I took the bar exam. Awright! Sweet!

Except, I passed. And the world has gotten worse every day since. And . . . oh man. Shit.
Posted by: RandomJD   2011-10-23 19:07  

#12  The world ended for Qadaffy on Thursday. A sitcom back in 1987 predicted he would die in the year 2011.
Posted by: Anguper Hupomosing9418   2011-10-23 15:35  

#11  Hmmm, I'm here, and solid(I think).
Posted by: Redneck Jim   2011-10-23 15:30  

#10  Seriously, no one knows the hour or the day.

And it is certainly NOT our place to say who is a broken hnau (i.e. no capacity to repent) and who is not.
Posted by: Korora   2011-10-23 14:22  

#9  A long time ago I read of an interesting conversation between two small boys, who had heard a brief description of the "rapture", with few details.

The first boy described the event as "All the good people going to heaven and getting ice cream and stuff, and all the bad people staying here and getting spankings."

To which the second boy responded like a true skeptic, "What if it's the other way around?"
Posted by: Anonymoose   2011-10-23 13:50  

#8  I decided to stay here and hang out with all the sinful chicks.
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain   2011-10-23 12:38  

#7  Well, it's October 23rd and I'm still here, so I guess I'm one of them. Anybody else make it, or am I here by myself?

hmmm. I'm amazed there's internet wi-fi access here in the afterlife.
Posted by: Frank G   2011-10-23 12:20  

#6  Not that I believe but, I've been told that the end of the world would not be a hollywood destruction. It would be the suddenly lifting of the blessed to heaven and the world would continue with continuing escalation of destruction and bad things giving the remaining people a chance to find Jesus before the very end.

If true our only sign today would be a number of missing people or the sudden death of holiest among us.

I have to say any prophesy that says things will get worse and worse before the end seem especially scary this election year.
Posted by: rjschwarz   2011-10-23 11:06  

#5  "End of the World"

What, again?

Bummer.
Posted by: Barbara   2011-10-23 10:33  

#4  According to the Church of the SubGenius, the world ended on July 5th, 1998, at 7:00am, and has ended every year thereafter on July 5th, at 7:00am, or not.

That was when the sex goddesses from Planet X were supposed to pick up all the SubGeniuses and transport them away, as they watched the destruction of Earth on their goddesses wide screen TVs, according to their prophet, J.R. "Bob" Dobbs, a clip art illustration taken from the Dallas, Texas yellow pages in the 1970s.

Well, a myth is as good as a millennium.
Posted by: Anonymoose   2011-10-23 09:17  

#3  I think I'm still here. I'll go look in the mirror..............yup, still here.
Posted by: Deacon Blues   2011-10-23 09:12  

#2  You know in the old days, they stoned* false prophets.

That rocks not weed. However, given the reluctance of society today to engage in such acts, maybe mandatory heavy applications of the 'medical' stuff is called for.
Posted by: Procopius2k   2011-10-23 08:14  

#1  "The Bible declares that it was God's plan to save 200 million people out of all those that would ever live upon the earth."

Well, it's October 23rd and I'm still here, so I guess I'm one of them. Anybody else make it, or am I here by myself?
Posted by: tu3031   2011-10-23 01:37  

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