(KUNA) -- The Paleostinian government in Gazoo Strip, headed by Hamas, always the voice of sweet reason,, announced Monday it had formed a declaration for a ceasefire that Paleostinian smaller factions in Gazoo could follow.The document calls on smaller Paleostinian factions in Gazoo along with Israel to adhere to a ceasefire, Hamas spokesperson, Taher Al-Nono told a presser.
"The government (in Gazoo) appreciates the commitment of Paleostinian factions to their responsibilities in defending the Paleostinian people and obstructing the occupier and its aggressive goals.
"Hamas bears responsibility for maintaining the ceasefire to regain rights off of the occupiers," he said.
He also hailed the UN, the Arab League
...an organization of Arabic-speaking states with 22 member countries and four observers. The League tries to achieve Arab consensus on issues, which usually leaves them doing nothing but a bit of grimacing and mustache cursing...
, the Organisation of the Islamic Conference and Egypt on their efforts on the Middle East issue.
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