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Home Front: Politix
Tips for The One's Next Speech
2011-08-09
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President Obama, a few notes on the economy speech today, since I have a sinking feeling it might not be your last:

1) When trying to inspire confidence that we are not headed into another Great Depression, a good tactic is to not deliver your chat at a fireside. It sends the wrong message. "President Obama delivers fireside chat" is just -- not quite where we hoped we were, economically. It gives us the vague desire to start hoarding bits of tin.
Does anybody listen to the radio anymore?
2) You do realize that no matter how many times you say "No matter what some agency may say, we always have been and always will be a Triple-A country" that doesn't make it true?

Does this work for Malia and Sasha? "No matter what your teacher may say, you always have been and always will be a straight-A student.
I thought every student was the best student?
I have here a signed letter from Warren Buffett saying that if it were possibly to give you a 120 on that test, he would give it to you unreservedly. And Warren Buffett knows what's what."

3) You can't start a speech by saying that the problem America has is "a lack of political will in Washington" and end the speech by saying that the great thing about America is that "we've always not just had the capacity but the will to act."
This author is probably one of maybe five or six(?) who listened to the whole thing.
The bad news is that no one in Washington is capable of solving these problems, because Washington is broken!

"The good news is that our problems are imminently solvable!"
But not until the next election.
4) "For all of the challenges we face, we continue to have the best universities, some of the most productive workers, the most innovative companies, the most adventurous entrepreneurs on earth," you said. That's true, kind of, as long as you're willing to consider "millions of robots" productive workers.
No, that's not my snark, missing the highlight. That's the author.
This speech had the strange whiff of desperation that has crept increasingly into President Obama's communications. It is the sort of speech that you get at 3 a.m. from someone you thought you had succeeded in breaking up with. "But our universities are still the best! And we are very entrepreneurial! And Warren Buffett believes in us!" followed by inarticulate sobbing and the sound of someone falling off a table. It sounds like a good, strong, compelling case -- not at all grasping at straws -- until you say it out loud.
Posted by:Bobby

#13  Classic

Posted by: Dale   2011-08-09 19:33  

#12  Charles pouty face also. The one that gets me is that pointing finger. Then what is a person got to do to have him bow to us!. What Rodney would say "I ain't got no respect".
Posted by: Dale   2011-08-09 19:13  

#11  Another thing to work on for Obama is his imperious body language. You can mute the TV and tell he's scolding us just from the height of his chin.
Posted by: Charles   2011-08-09 13:44  

#10  There are seriously good university departments all over the country -- one reason why so many if the world's best come here to study -- and a few greats. But that's because there's a bell curve of quality in tertiary education as everything else, and we cannot all be one of the best, unless best is defined so far downward as to mean "and they've got their own printer for making certificates and ev'rything!"
Posted by: trailing wife   2011-08-09 12:34  

#9  "For all of the challenges we face, we continue to have the best universities

They could be if they actually taught subject matter and not left-wing ideology. They could be if they weren't driven by political correctness. Our largest State universities take huge infusions of Federal money and consequently look like clones of the Federal government. There is a tremendous cost of complying with Federal regulations and requirements in exchange for the boodle.
Posted by: JohnQC   2011-08-09 12:08  

#8  "Politics is hard!"
Posted by: Barbie Obama   2011-08-09 11:18  

#7  "{And somehow I don't think that his deep faith in God will be much help."

It won't because his God is Saul Alinskey.
Posted by: newc   2011-08-09 09:25  

#6  Drizzle, Drazzle, Drozzle, Drome
Time for this ONE to go home!

Mr. Wizard
(not Don Herbert)
Posted by: AlmostAnonymous5839   2011-08-09 08:44  

#5  Does anybody listen to the radio anymore?

Yes, but mostly listening in to Rush which probably is not Obama's target audience.
Posted by: Procopius2k   2011-08-09 08:35  

#4  What do you suppose Obama will do and where will he go after the landslide in 2012?

There will be another Reagan style surge and lots of Mercedes and furs at the next Inauguration. 16 big gala parties all over Washington that night....and the cabinet Team will be all Business.

And Americans don't hang anybody when those people lose. Where will Obama go? What will he do with the rest of his life.
He can't grow an Angela Davis haircut and I don't see him making TV commercial endorsements. And Hollywood will drop him flat, they never stick with anyone who isn't "cool". Law Practice....another book? He might have to look for a job.

And somehow I don't think that his deep faith in God will be much help. Maybe he can sell Insurance in Manila.
Posted by: de Medici   2011-08-09 08:03  

#3  Help me, Mr. Wizard! I don't want to be President!

(for anyone who remembers Tooter Turtle)
Posted by: Spot   2011-08-09 08:01  

#2  It will be on one topic: BLAME.
Posted by: Thumper and Tenille2812   2011-08-09 06:56  

#1  Best tip: "I resign."
Posted by: Anguper Hupomosing9418   2011-08-09 04:42  

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