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| Dieting forces brain to eat its own cells | |
| 2011-08-04 | |
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| Posted by:Fred |
| #6 Yet anuther reason why Women, Lefties, + Goobermints should leave tasty artery-clogging Male junk food + high cholesterol alone. D *** NG IT, IFF THERE'S ONE THING THAT SHOULD NEVER BE CHOLESTEROL-FREE - ITS A MAN'S ARTERIES! |
| Posted by: JosephMendiola 2011-08-04 23:50 |
| #5 That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers! Who makes Bud wiser? |
| Posted by: Anguper Hupomosing9418 2011-08-04 12:39 |
| #4 Explains a lot about the trendy, oh so thin leftists in NYC and similar cities CAESAR: Let me have men about me that are fat; Sleek-headed men and such as sleep o' nights: Yond Cassius has a lean and hungry look; He thinks too much: such men are dangerous. Julius Caesar; William Shakespeare, Act I |
| Posted by: Procopius2k 2011-08-04 10:05 |
| #3 Bah! |
| Posted by: newc 2011-08-04 08:22 |
| #2 This reminds me of someone who commented that, "If you want to snort a whole bunch of powder cocaine, you almost have to be a vegetarian, otherwise it is just too unhealthy." |
| Posted by: Anonymoose 2011-08-04 07:27 |
| #1 This brings to mind the "Buffalo Theory" from "Cheers," to wit: One night at Cheers, Cliff Clavin explained theâBuffalo Theoryâ to his buddy, Norm⦠âWell ya see, Norm, itâs like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest membersâ¦. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. Thatâs why you always feel smarter after a few beers!â |
| Posted by: Lone Ranger 2011-08-04 00:16 |