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Woman held for spraying police with human milk
2011-06-28
[Emirates 24/7] A central Ohio woman accused of spraying sheriff's deputies with breast milk is facing charges including disorderly conduct.

The Delaware County sheriff's office says deputies responded to a call about a domestic dispute early Saturday, and a man told them his wife was drinking at a wedding and hit him before locking herself in a car.

The sheriff says deputies found the woman in a car and tried to talk with her, but she didn't cooperate. He says when deputies tried to remove her, she said she was a breast-feeding mother, then exposed part of her chest and sprayed them with breast milk.

Authorities say 30-year-old Stephanie Robinette of Westerville faces charges including domestic violence, assault, disorderly conduct and resisting arrest.

Jail officials didn't know whether she has an attorney.
Posted by:Fred

#6  FEATHERED BOOBIE BIRDS + NOT-KITTEN-NATIVIDAD, ETAL.

versus

* PEOPLE'S DAILY FORUMS > [China] SUFFICIENT MILK FOR ALL IS MORE IMPORTANT THAT [Govt.] DAIRY SAFETY STANDARDS.

The "EEEEEEEEEWWWWWW, JUST EEEEEEWWWWWWW" factor is interim + applicable here since I'm not a newborn anymore, + she's not an adult WAG = Best GFF wanting kinky sex.

D *** NG IT, THIS IS WHY GOD INVENTED BEER-FOR BREAKFAST IN THE AM FOR MEN!
Posted by: JosephMendiola   2011-06-28 23:35  

#5  38's or 44's
Posted by: Chief   2011-06-28 20:54  

#4  "YAAARRR!!" (swf)
Posted by: Anonymoose   2011-06-28 19:04  

#3  Now imagine her doing it while making snarky pirate comments.

"Try a taste o' me milk, ye scurvy dogs!"

"I'll shiver yer timbers and blow ye down! YAAARRR!"

"Heave to!, or there'll be a double barrel o' boobies across yer fo'c'sle! These be BIG guns!"
Posted by: Anonymoose   2011-06-28 19:02  

#2  I do too.
Posted by: Redneck Jim   2011-06-28 11:52  

#1  You just like that picture, don't you Fred.
Posted by: Skidmark   2011-06-28 03:48  

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