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-Lurid Crime Tales-
He 'cast his magic spell then molested me'
2011-05-08
[Emirates 24/7] A Kuwaiti woman who went with her younger boy friend to his house later rushed to the police and told them he molested her after casting a magic spell on her, a newspaper reported on Saturday.
Heeyyy, baby. C'mon over here and...let daddy cast a spell on you.
The unnamed woman, in her 40s, said she had met the man two months ago and that he promised to marry her.
You can trust me, baby. I'm not like the others...
"She told the police that they have known each other for two months and that she had waited for him to honour his promise and marry her," the Arabic language daily 'Al Anba' said.
Hope you didn't give him that "my biological clock is ticking" rant. Guys hate that.
"Instead, two days ago he seduced her to go to his house, where he cast a magic spell on her and molested her...police are looking for the man to investigate him."
Sounds like cops don't have much to do over there.
Posted by:Fred

#6  No, no, no - Screamin' Jay Hawkins I Put A Spell On You
Posted by: CincinnatusChili   2011-05-08 19:44  

#5  Dusty Springfield version.

The somewhat steamier Joss Stone version.
Posted by: Anonymoose   2011-05-08 09:25  

#4  I expect he told he wasn't ready for a commitment
Posted by: Frank G   2011-05-08 09:00  

#3  molested her after casting a magic spell on her

I think it's called a 'roofie'
Posted by: Beavis   2011-05-08 08:54  

#2  Ever tried to carry on a conversation with a poodle or a sheep?

Especially with a Moslem poodle or a Moslem sheep?

Naturally I dont want to offend any poodles or any sheep.
Posted by: de Medici3489   2011-05-08 08:41  

#1  Uh, uh, MUSLIM/ISLAMIC VERSION OF AN ATTEMPTED ENFORCEABLE? PRE-NUP = CONTRACT TO MARRY???

Gotta get Harry Potter + Demons involved in the terms???
Posted by: JosephMendiola   2011-05-08 00:20  

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