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-Lurid Crime Tales-
Got Milk?
2011-04-28
Got milk?
How about 26 gallons of it? One man did, at least for a little while. And that man was dressed in a cow costume.
At least he didn't have a gun.
In the category of You Can't Make This Stuff Up If You Tried, the 18-year-old crawled into a Stafford, Va., Walmart on all fours, reported PotomacLocal.com.
After standing, he loaded about $92 worth of milk into a shopping cart and simply rolled the cart out of the without paying, police have confirmed to NBC Washington.
Hey! It's MINE! They took it without my consent! Cows of the World Unite!
He then attempted to give the milk away outside the store, and tried to flee the scene by skipping away, police said.
Ole Skippy eh?
Jonathan Payton, 18, of North Stafford, Va., was given a summons and released at the scene.
You hve to see the picture.

Posted by:Deacon Blues

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