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US Has Weapons To Fight UFOs and ET, Says Former Canadian Defense Chief
2011-02-27
Paul Hellyer, the former Canadian Defense Minister, says UFOs are real and the U.S. military has weapons to use against UFOs and that aliens can help us learn about climate change. He adds he would probably get fired for his views if he was still Canada's Minister of National Defense today, but is adamant he has seen UFOs himself, according to reports in the Daily Mail, AOL News and the Barrie Examiner.

Hellyer says, "the reality is that they (aliens) have been visiting earth for decades and probably millennia and have contributed considerably to our knowledge."

He says UFOs are not the biggest secret in the world, the biggest secret he says is how a "handful of bankers" have "bamboozled" politicians for the past century to take control of the world's currencies by creating a monopoly on printing money. He adds the bankers are "very clever" in financing politicians and now control the political processes.
All kinds of good stuff you would never have guessed at link.
Posted by:gorb

#25  I'v heard that drinking one's own urine makes one invisible to E.T's....
Posted by: Uncle Phester   2011-02-27 19:42  

#24  D *** NG IT, THIS MEANS WAR, BUT FIRST A SOLYENT TACO BELL + SOLYENT ORANGE FOR LUNCH!
Posted by: JosephMendiola   2011-02-27 19:25  

#23  Of course you know this frivolous Star Travel is the fault of SPACE DUBYA + our future 10 **** 26th FUTURE SPACE GRANDMA-ON-RIGEL!
Posted by: JosephMendiola   2011-02-27 19:24  

#22  D *** NGED TIME, SPACE TOURISTS!
Posted by: JosephMendiola   2011-02-27 19:21  

#21  Beiber?
Posted by: OldSpook   2011-02-27 19:02  

#20  From the article: In November 2005, he accused U.S. President George W. Bush of plotting an "Intergalactic War".

Mmmm...okay...I was going to try for some serious snark here, but how the h-e-double hockey sticks am I supposed to top this line?!?!?
Posted by: Ricky bin Ricardo (Abu Babaloo)   2011-02-27 17:24  

#19  Ugh, got a sick feeling in my stomach this has to do with a bieber space flick coming out this summer. Has a pet mop for a sidekick, the ol boss played by kd lang.
Posted by: swksvolFF   2011-02-27 16:46  

#18  Dennis Kucinich to the white courtesy phone. Paging, Dennis Kucinich to the white courtesy phone.
Posted by: Secret Asian Man   2011-02-27 15:27  

#17  This kind of weird paranoia happens to those whose jobs involve some degree of healthy paranoia.

Every US president since Truman at some point has had fantasies of natural disasters, foreign invasion, and even UFO attack. So they end up making bizarre plans and schemes, and remaking those of their predecessors.

There *should* be a "classical" psychology experiment, in which a substantial number of people are sequestered, then shown "evidence" that UFO aliens are coming, by someone who looks authoritative.

While a percentage will get all peaceful and assume the aliens are benign, and another percentage will want to blast them immediately on arrival, the most important group are those that just go intellectually, emotionally, and physically inert when presented with the true unknown.

This is because such people would effectively shut down the economy for an indeterminate period, causing a massive collapse.

Only a minority would keep their wits about them and take the aliens at face value. Not a big enough group to keep our economy functioning.
Posted by: Anonymoose   2011-02-27 14:33  

#16  I remember when he was Defense Minister. Believe me when I say that he is NOT someone with whom you would want to go moose hunting in the bush.
Posted by: Canuckistan sniper   2011-02-27 14:09  

#15  Pssst! He means Jews!

I thought everyone knew about the Five Jew Bankers.
Posted by: SteveS   2011-02-27 13:57  

#14  ...a "handful of bankers" have "bamboozled" politicians for the past century to take control of the world's currencies by creating a monopoly on printing money. He adds the bankers are "very clever" in financing politicians and now control the political processes.

Pssst! He means Jews!

I just read the guy's Wikipedia page. It's interesting reading... by which I mean KooKoo for CoCo Puffs.
Posted by: Secret Master   2011-02-27 13:41  

#13  I like the toad

It's supposed to be a frog. ;-)
Posted by: gorb   2011-02-27 13:40  

#12  And Obama is an alien - he forgot that part.

No, no, no Glenmore: he's a giant lizard. Don't you know anything?
Posted by: Secret Master   2011-02-27 13:30  

#11  aliens can help us learn about climate change

Aha. It's alien-made climate change. They're terraforming Earth! And that explains the weapons. QED!
Posted by: RandomJD   2011-02-27 12:31  

#10  tu3031,

The fightback will fail unless they get more stylish glasses.

Posted by: Bright Pebbles   2011-02-27 10:31  

#9  What kind of weapons can you use against entities capable of either time-traveling or of transiting light-years of space?

Superglue their butts to the ground.~
Posted by: Mike Ramsey   2011-02-27 10:23  

#8  Hesays UFOs are not the biggest secret in the world, the biggest secret he says is how a "handful of bankers" have "bamboozled" politicians for the past century to take control of the world's currencies by creating a monopoly on printing money. He adds the bankers are "very clever" in financing politicians and now control the political processes.

Maybe the bankers are aliens?
Consume...conform... OBEY!!!
Posted by: tu3031   2011-02-27 09:43  

#7   they (aliens) have been visiting earth for decades

And Obama is an alien - he forgot that part.

What kind of weapons can you use against entities capable of either time-traveling or of transiting light-years of space? The Indians were far closer to the Europeans technologically, and they didn't have much luck.
Posted by: Glenmore   2011-02-27 09:15  

#6  The bankers don't like them.
Posted by: Jaiger Protector of the Bunions8239   2011-02-27 09:15  

#5  if they are friendly then why do we need weapons to use against them? 'Cause we have evil intentions, heh, heh.
Posted by: Anguper Hupomosing9418   2011-02-27 08:21  

#4  I like the toad
Posted by: Willy   2011-02-27 08:15  

#3  Um, if they are friendly then why do we need weapons to use against them?
Posted by: Mike Ramsey   2011-02-27 08:14  

#2  poor fellow was probably very smart in his time as minister.

It's sad but sometimes they get old and senile instead of old and wise.... i am always sad to see....
Posted by: anon1   2011-02-27 06:51  

#1  You really should see our precision guided Reese's Pieces dispensers. ETs will keel over from hyperglycemia in 2 minutes flat.
Posted by: Pearl Gleaper1127   2011-02-27 05:15  

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