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MD GOP party First Vice Chairperson names her cow Oprah |
2011-02-22 |
![]() Not at all. It's liberal assumptions and inability to apply anything but their own point of view that makes them view Republicans as racists. Waterman defends the name. In a response to the Sun she said her children named the family's three cows. Oprah was named for a person they admire. The other two, Ferdinand and Isabella are named after the Spanish monarchs who approved Christopher Columbus's trip to the New World. Sorta takes the wind out of a lot of liberal sales, don't it? A spokesman for the Maryland GOP says the state has bigger problems than the naming of a cow. Shhh! You'll wake the liberals! And BTW, Oprah is still a cow. |
Posted by:gorb |
#4 Children, back in the day you could get a "black cow" at the neighborhood soda shop. A similar concoction made with grape soda and orange sherbet, minus the chocolate syrup, was a Purple Cow". The recipe: o 10 ounces root beer o 2 scoops vanilla ice cream o 1 tablespoon chocolate syrup o 1 1/2 ounces whipped cream o maraschino cherries Place ice cream and syrup in the most elegant soda fountain glass you have. Pour root beer over, garnish with whipped cream and cherry. |
Posted by: mom 2011-02-22 18:35 |
#3 Fat is not a race. |
Posted by: Pollyandrew 2011-02-22 16:20 |
#2 I have never seen a purple cow, I hope to never see one now But I can tell you any how I'll rather see one than be one! (Not to say there aren't any SEIU members who are cows... or at least full of bullsh*t...) |
Posted by: CrazyFool 2011-02-22 16:07 |
#1 I guess this means there is no such thing as a "black cow" anymore. Do you need to be over 50 to understand what they were? |
Posted by: Halliburton - Mysterious Conspiracy Division 2011-02-22 15:54 |