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| Nativity Church deportees appeal to UN commissioner |
| 2011-02-13 |
| [Ma'an] Paleostinians deported from Bethlehem to the Gazoo Strip in 2002 after Israeli forces besieged the Nativity Church appealed to the United Nations, aka the Oyster Bay Chowder and Marching Society High Commissioner for Human Rights. A front man for the group Fahmi Kan'an said the local committee of national and Islamist forces handed Navi Pillay a letter from the deportees during her visit to the Gazoo Strip. Kan'an said the letter explained the dire conditions of the Nativity Church deportees both in Gazoo and European countries as they entered their 10th year in exile. On May 10 2002, Israeli forces surrounded the Church of the Nativity in Bethlehem, where Paleostinian operatives had taken shelter. The church was placed under siege for 40 days until an agreement was reached in which 26 would be deported to Gazoo, and 13 others to six different European countries. The letter highlighted that Israel had reneged on the agreement, which Kan'an said stipulated that the deportees could return home after two years. The deal was struck between Israel and the Paleostinian Authority under European and American supervision. The deportees also wrote that they had not seen their families for over eight years, and their wives and children were not allowed to join them. Many of their family members had passed away and they had not been able to bid them farewell, they added. |
| Posted by:Fred |
| #10 Dear Mr Kan'an, Thanks so much for your enquiry as to when you can return to your beloved wives, children, and Please be advised that we are currently drafting an angry missive to be delivered to the Israeli mission regarding your sad situation. It grieves us to hear of your endless suffering at the hands of the Zionist Entity. At this time, however, we must advise you that you are seriously delinquent on your contribution to our Sincerely, and with great compassion for your plight, Kofi Annan, Slush Fund Supervisor |
| Posted by: Swamp Blondie 2011-02-14 00:03 |
| #9 made by my company is credited with ending the siege. Kudos, remoteman! And we can say we knew you when, :-) |
| Posted by: trailing wife 2011-02-13 23:58 |
| #8 They dont seem to be able to get the red wire, green wire thing figured out reliably, how could they be expected to figure this out? |
| Posted by: notascrename 2011-02-13 21:29 |
| #7 I am very proud to say that a remote weapon system made by my company is credited with ending the siege. Made it tough for the bad guys to lift their heads. |
| Posted by: remoteman 2011-02-13 17:42 |
| #6 Surprise - actions have consequences. The Palieo's are still working on that whole Cause -> Effect sort of thing and having the dickens of a time of it. Just can't seem to comprehend it. Many of their family members had passed away and they had not been able to bid them farewell, they added. Passed away? Or killed while carrying out terrorist acts against Israeli civilians? |
| Posted by: CrazyFool 2011-02-13 13:52 |
| #5 After what they did inside the church they should be on some far off deserted island. |
| Posted by: Cyber Sarge 2011-02-13 12:10 |
| #4 Tell you what: you bring us Gilad Schalit, currently held in durance vile by the vile Hamas (always the voice of sweet reason) and we'll return you in the same condition he's in |
| Posted by: Frank G 2011-02-13 11:32 |
| #3 "The deportees also wrote that they had not seen their families for over eight years, and their wives and children were not allowed to join them." Awwwwww - my heart just bleeds for them. No, wait - that's just the chili. Mehbe if you disgusting |
| Posted by: Barbara Skolaut 2011-02-13 11:13 |
| #2 "Gentlemen, such a dispensation requires extraordinary action on your part to earn it. Tell you what: you bring us Gilad Schalit, currently held in durance vile by the vile Hamas (always the voice of sweet reason) and we'll seriously consider your supplication." |
| Posted by: trailing wife 2011-02-13 10:26 |
| #1 *sob* such a sad story. I wish we had enough kleenex handy why won't you POS's die already? |
| Posted by: Frank G 2011-02-13 09:07 |