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-Lurid Crime Tales-
Police search for Moron
2011-01-28
(No, not that one---->)
AURORA - Police are searching for a man who they say has a history of violence and has attacked his wife in the past.

Police say 35-year-old Joseph Moron has a permanent restraining order against him and two active felony warrants. They say he's wanted for investigation of stalking, second-degree kidnapping, second-degree assault, first-degree burglary and numerous counts of violating a restraining order.
Where,oh where is the Rab when we need them? Here is an American badman, wanted on twelve systems, and no Rab in sight!
Moron is described by police as a 5-foot, 9-inch white man, weighing about 205 pounds with brown eyes and brown hair. They say he's known to frequent the area of Buckley Road and Iliff Avenue in Aurora.
If you see the gentleman, the phone number of the Aurora police is listed in the article at the link.
Posted by:Atomic Conspiracy

#13  I just hope he's not an AOSHQ Moron. We're a proud, if ignorant, bunch
Posted by: Frank G   2011-01-28 21:20  

#12  ROFL! When I was first stationed at Buckley AFB (was Air National Guard base back then), I used to go to the a mini-mall at Buckley and Iliff! We did McDonalds/Wendy/TacoBell trips there at lunch or dinner from the base out the south gate. There were also some apartments the enlisted used to live in around there too (didn't have much on-base housing back then).

9/11 changed that, its now a USAF facility, lots of housing on post, and locked down solid. And there is a lot more built up in that area now as of about a year ago when I was last over that way.

Let me assure you, they should have not problem finding a Moron in Aurora.
Posted by: OldSpook   2011-01-28 21:17  

#11  Love the pic and comment, AC. :-D
Posted by: Barbara Skolaut   2011-01-28 15:53  

#10  He should change it. To "Tonto"
Posted by: mojo   2011-01-28 15:08  

#9  It is properly spelled: Morón
Posted by: crosspatch   2011-01-28 15:03  

#8  It is a pretty common Hispanic last name. It is pronounced like: Morone ... with a "long" o.

Posted by: crosspatch   2011-01-28 15:00  

#7  Let me guess. He changed his name from Moroni because the bastidges kept giving him grief about it.
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain   2011-01-28 14:16  

#6  Could have been worse - he might have had the surname of Head, and been christened Richard...
Posted by: Sgt.Mom   2011-01-28 12:42  

#5  
Posted by: Water Modem   2011-01-28 09:23  

#4  OTOH: Can you imagine growing up with that name? It's almost as bad as being named Richard Fuk.
Posted by: CrazyFool   2011-01-28 08:39  

#3  Here is a picture of the Moron.
Posted by: Anonymoose   2011-01-28 08:37  

#2  Now there's a guy who lives up to his name.
Posted by: Mike   2011-01-28 08:30  

#1  With that rap sheet on record, proper gun training course for the missus would be far more effective than the police and all the restraining orders combined. It's a free 'get out of jail' card in a lot of venues.
Posted by: Procopius2k   2011-01-28 08:26  

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