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| Cocaine, Runnin' around My Brain |
| 2011-01-20 |
| Burglars snorted the cremated remains of a man and two dogs in the mistaken belief that they had stolen illegal drugs, Florida sheriff's deputies said on Wednesday. Ashes to Ashes, Dust to Dust. If you are a Cokehead, Snort them if you must. The ashes were taken from a woman's home in the central Florida town of Silver Springs Shores on December 15. The thieves took an urn containing the ashes of her father and another container with the ashes of her two Great Danes, along with electronic equipment and jewelry, the Marion County Sheriff's Office said. Looks like they urned a trip to jail. Investigators learned what happened to the ashes after they arrested five teens in connection with another burglary attempt at a nearby home last week. Teenagers. Dumber than a bucket of hair. "The suspects mistook the ashes for either cocaine or heroin. It was soon discovered that the suspects snorted some of the ashes believing they were snorting cocaine," the sheriff's report said. Hey, man, I'm not gettin a buzz off this. Tastes like ash. Once they realized their error, the suspects discussed returning the remaining ashes but threw them in a lake instead because they thought their fingerprints were on the containers, sheriff's spokesman Judge Cochran said. Police divers were trying to recover the ashes. The suspects were jailed on numerous burglary and other charges. |
| Posted by:Deacon Blues |
| #3 |
| Posted by: Water Modem 2011-01-20 10:33 |
| #2 Sound like big Keith Richard's fans... |
| Posted by: tu3031 2011-01-20 10:32 |
| #1 > Looks like they urned a trip to jail. It's pun prison for you. |
| Posted by: Bright Pebbles 2011-01-20 10:19 |