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China-Japan-Koreas
Norks Call for 'Unconditional, Early' Talks with South
2011-01-06
North Korea says it wants to reduce tensions on the Korean Peninsula by holding what it calls "unconditional and early" talks with the South.
Running out of tree bark and grass soup?
North Korea's government, political parties and social organizations issued a statement carried by the official news media Wednesday, saying they are ready to meet "anyone anywhere" for dialogue on the future of inter-Korean relations.
"Just buy us dinner!"
But South Korean officials dealing with the North were dismissive of the offer, saying they want actions, not words from Pyongyang.
"If we buy you dinner, how do we know you'll put out afterwards?"
"Sir! We are a lady! You should know by now we never put out!"
"Missle tease!"
In his New year's address to the nation Monday, South Korean President Lee Myung-bak said Seoul is open to dialogue, but that it will respond sternly to any new provocation from Pyongyang.

The United States also called on North Korea to demonstrate it is serious about wanting to resume dialogue with South Korea and other parties in nuclear disarmament talks. State Department spokesman Philip Crowley reiterated Wednesday that Pyongyang must commit to stopping what he called "provocations" and agree to carry out its obligation from a 2005 denuclearization agreement.
Posted by:Steve White

#4  awful, awful

LOL Bwaaaahahahahahahaaa!
Posted by: ryuge   2011-01-06 22:06  

#3  "Missle tease!"

ryuge, you are an awful, awful man.
Posted by: trailing wife   2011-01-06 15:17  

#2  "Moose, you've got something there, offer 50 Pounds of rice to each and every NORK who Leaves and comes south,
The country will collapse in a month.
Posted by: Redneck Jim   2011-01-06 13:25  

#1  Unconditional? How about, "If you guys kill off Kim Jong Il and his spawn, we'll buy everyone an extra big bowl of rice for lunch!"
Posted by: Anonymoose   2011-01-06 09:02  

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