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-Short Attention Span Theater-

Sharks Wary of Drunk Serbs

2010-12-18

this guy takes "hold my beer and watch this" to a whole new level. HT to GGDF

"Dragan climbed on the jumping board, told me to hold his beer and simply ran to jump. There was no time for me to react or to try to stop him, he just went for it" says Milovan.

"Dragan jumped high and plunged down to the sea, but didn't make as much splash as we thought he would", explained Milovan.

The reason could be because Dragan Stevic ended up jumping straight on the shark which was lurking near the beach, probably looking for its next victim. Dragan had nailed it right in the head, killing it instantly. The Egyptian police found the shark washed out on the beach that morning.

Posted by:Frank G

#9 I never believe stories that involve fish

Posted by: European Conservative 2010-12-18 17:23

#8 If FrankMan sez it's true, it's true, or should be, and if not, why not?

Posted by: Goldies Every Damn Where 2010-12-18 16:12

#7 I imaging its not really a Great White under that fin ... but....

Posted by: Water Modem 2010-12-18 13:28

#6 Surfing with a Great White - Must See!

Posted by: Water Modem 2010-12-18 13:25

#5 Stupid animal stories (real or fake) are always welcome in the SAST, Gromky. Thought you knew that.

AoS

Posted by: Steve White 2010-12-18 13:06

#4 Because the death of Israeli agents is very serious business gromky.

Posted by: swksvolFF 2010-12-18 12:15

#3 Dragan was able to swim to the shore and told his friends he had twisted his ankle, telling them the water was not that soft.
The water is soft buddy, you just landed on a shark. At the moment, the fearless hero is in a hospital recovering from alcohol poisoning. After Dragan gets well, he will get a chance to have some more drinks as the resort had awarded the Serb tourist with a free vacation for his heroic deed.

Posted by: Jeremiah Flainter9609 2010-12-18 12:05

#2 Totally 100% fake. Knocks a shark out by jumping on it? No. And then drags it on the beach to die? Forget it. Didn't happen. What's this doing on Rantburg anyway?

Posted by: gromky 2010-12-18 10:32

#1 Color me skeptical. Somebody should ask his drunken friends to confirm the story.

Posted by: Grunter 2010-12-18 09:22

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