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Today's Idiot: Joan Baez |
2010-11-19 |
![]() real, not fake, birds, mind you The 69-year-old Baez was climbing down from the platform Wednesday when she plunged to the ground. like a sack of wet cement help! I've fallen and I can't get up |
Posted by:Frank G |
#14 Snark of the Week, 'moose. |
Posted by: Pappy 2010-11-19 21:00 |
#13 As God is my witness, I thought moonbats could fly. |
Posted by: Atomic Conspiracy 2010-11-19 19:39 |
#12 She felt the Earth move under her. She cam tumbelin' down, a TUMBELIN' down. |
Posted by: Deacon Blues 2010-11-19 17:44 |
#11 John's in serious contention for Snark o' the Day.™ :-D |
Posted by: Barbara Skolaut 2010-11-19 17:12 |
#10 Always thought she was out of her tree. |
Posted by: JohnQC 2010-11-19 16:45 |
#9 She's not just today's idiot, she been an idiot for all time. |
Posted by: AlmostAnonymous5839 2010-11-19 14:57 |
#8 Nancy Lutzow runs Baez's production company and tells the Mercury News that Baez was resting Thursday at a secure location. Why? Are they afraid the birds are gonna try to come back and finish her off? |
Posted by: tu3031 2010-11-19 12:45 |
#7 Probably thinks this blog is about her. |
Posted by: swksvolFF 2010-11-19 12:23 |
#6 The niiight Old Joanie fell right down And the birdies were singin' |
Posted by: charger 2010-11-19 12:05 |
#5 If she'd eat one of those birds once in a while, instead of just eating the bird seed with them, she might get some protein and have enough muscle to climb up and down the occasional ladder. |
Posted by: Ebbang Uluque6305 2010-11-19 11:33 |
#4 Maybe she can quit dreamin' she saw Joe Hill last night and actually go to Hell to be with him... |
Posted by: M. Murcek 2010-11-19 10:13 |
#3 Why pick her up and take her to the hospital? Buzzards are birds too. |
Posted by: airandee 2010-11-19 08:25 |
#2 As she fell, was she blowin' in the wind? |
Posted by: Parabellum 2010-11-19 08:13 |
#1 How could it be built without the OSHA-required handrails? Of course, I would've built it with a low wall, to keep me from rolling off. But she fell from a ladder, or whatever sort of green vertical tranportation device she was using. |
Posted by: Bobby 2010-11-19 08:06 |