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| Mont. woman fends off bear attack with zucchini | |
| 2010-09-24 | |
That did it. Montana women don't put up with that kind of nonsense from a mere 200 lb. bear. So she grabbed the nearest weapon -- a large zucchini from her garden -- and threw it as hard as she could at the bear. Realizing it was outmatched, the bear fled into the night. | |
| Posted by:Fred |
| #7 Bear is probably still running.... |
| Posted by: CrazyFool 2010-09-24 11:09 |
| #6 Apparently the bear's eaten zucchini before. |
| Posted by: Rob Crawford 2010-09-24 10:50 |
| #5 And if the bear comes back in a few weeks' time, she'll have marrows. Bulldog, zucchini is American for marrow. It's just that we prefer to eat them when they're young and tender, you Brits prefer to let them mature, growing considerably larger with a hard, winter-squash exterior. |
| Posted by: trailing wife 2010-09-24 09:00 |
| #4 Then it refused to back off when she tried to separate them, its second mistake. In one night, she accomplishes more than UNIFIL has done in years. |
| Posted by: Procopius2k 2010-09-24 08:58 |
| #3 And if the bear comes back in a few weeks' time, she'll have marrows. It would be murder. |
| Posted by: Bulldog 2010-09-24 08:25 |
| #2 Lucky for the bear the woman didn't have any tomatoes handy. |
| Posted by: gorb 2010-09-24 04:48 |
| #1 Never bring a bear to a zucchini fight. |
| Posted by: Anguper Hupomosing9418 2010-09-24 00:16 |