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Stupidity that just won't die: NY Jets upset about harrassment of female reporter in locker room
2010-09-14
Man, if that gift from Allan showed up in my locker room, you'd have to pry me off it with a crowbar and a come-along or three. And she'd be missing half her hair if you succeeded.

The NY Jets are just stone-cold STOOPID to let her into the players' locker room and think that the players are going to handle themselves professionally. She is lucky to to have gotten out of there with her virtue intact. The unprofessionalism started with whomever invited her into the locker room in the first place, and was seconded by her when she accepted.

Meat, meet cat.
Posted by:gorb

#33  Rosie O'donnel has volunteered to be the new locker room reporter
Posted by: Chief   2010-09-14 21:59  

#32  J-E-T-S

Tits tits tits! (roars the crowd)
Posted by: Airandee   2010-09-14 17:12  

#31  #28 SAM. I'll get my mind right. Please don't send me to the political correctness re-education camp.
Posted by: JohnQC   2010-09-14 16:15  

#30  Falsified, nay Enhanced...

"Until once upon a time there was slow leak. Dios Mio, tengo tremendo culo mio. Pero, its deflating. Ow. 911? Hola??

Gosh, it is funny, she purposefully amps her own goodies to the fullest extent, and then becomes offended when men cat call? What a hypocrite. Im sorry, I get cat called all the time walking down the street (ahem, and Im very unusual. not) and Im not calling a cat call press conference or an ambulance chaser lawyer to dicuss the extreme mental distress and suffering.
Posted by: Sprocket Muppet   2010-09-14 15:52  

#29  "Falsified"? Nay, enhanced.
Posted by: lex   2010-09-14 15:25  

#28  If a male sports reporter went into a women's locker room for an interview, he would probably be prosecuted and labeled as a sex offender. No one would believe him if he said it was part of his job and he was just being professional. He would be asked why he couldn't find a more appropriate place for an interview.


Whoa there Chief! How dare you have the temerity to challenge the Double Standard!?!? That HAS to be Racist or Sexual Harassment! Off to Gender/Racial sensitivity training for you Bub! /sarc
Posted by: Secret Asian Man   2010-09-14 14:06  

#27  To paraphrase the illustrious Chris Rock, and women say all men are liars? Women lie about their height, their hair color, their breast size, now, apparently, their bum size, who knows maybe she had va-jay-jay surgery, too. You know, wild untamed hymen reconstruction. Sheesh, I wonder how many men if they were women would do this kind of body work?
Posted by: Sprocket Muppet   2010-09-14 13:35  

#26  And that's just the body! What about the interior?
Posted by: CrazyFool   2010-09-14 13:30  

#25  Rough estimate, between bleached hair, high heels for height, breast implants and butt implants, over 30% of her is completely falsified.

So?
Posted by: Beavis   2010-09-14 13:11  

#24  Somebody page Mushu to give this girl a clue: Sheesh, Mulan has more brains than this girl, and she was drawn.
Posted by: Ptah   2010-09-14 13:07  

#23  In the CNN interview, the woman's teeth look fake as well-- capped, or whatever it is that talk-show hosts do to make their choppers fluorescent white...
Posted by: lex   2010-09-14 12:53  

#22  we'll bounce back up again.

Rubber implants? Better yet - Flubber implants!!!
Posted by: Glenmore   2010-09-14 12:51  

#21  Depot Guy, that was a darn good snark.
Posted by: Sprocket Muppet   2010-09-14 12:39  

#20  How could you miss them? Rough estimate, between bleached hair, high heels for height, breast implants and butt implants, over 30% of her is completely falsified. She can always fall back on her butt implants with a golden parachute if the journalism career turns sour.
Posted by: Sprocket Muppet   2010-09-14 12:38  

#19  Well, when we do fall, Sprocket Muppet, we'll bounce back up again.
Posted by: Grunter   2010-09-14 12:29  

#18  Gluteal (buttock) Implants

http://buttimplantsusa.com/ny-new-york-buttock-implants-surgeons.htm

Links to a list of NY butt implant surgeons. Yes, a patient can opt for fat injections or opt for full gluteal implants and/or butt lift. Just when you thought only boobies or calves could be fake...

Anyone one can get breast augmentation, including male trannies. The final P.S.frontier, is the gluteal implant. Consider the implications. Good genetics no longer required to have a great ass. And what is scarier is male trannies can get a womans ass implanted and look even more like a female. Wow, we've fallen pretty far as a society.
Posted by: Sprocket Muppet   2010-09-14 12:23  

#17  Easy on the eyes. Damn hard on the ears. I don't know but her voice just grates my ears the wrong way...
Posted by: CrazyFool   2010-09-14 11:47  

#16  Butt lift? I think they just inject silicone or fat into their butts and let the jeans do the rest of the work from what I've heard. I'm sure she wasn't thinking of any guys responses when she had the volleyballs implanted either.

She loves this. She didn't even think anything about it from the video until some other woman told her to be offended. She's doing this for the sisterhood now.

I'm surprised they have reporters go into the locker rooms. Boys and girls should wait outside and have the players brought to them for interviews when clothed. It's just such an easy problem to solve. Must not want solving.
Posted by: Black Charlie Chinemble5313   2010-09-14 10:35  

#15  Heels on? Check. Gluteal implants? Check. I never thought Id be able to identify a butt lift aside from on those celebrity P.S. Monitoring sites without telescopic lense assistance, butt really now that is too obvious.
Posted by: Highefficiency   2010-09-14 10:18  

#14  I'd be be more concerned that my offense sucks and I've got no quarterback.
Posted by: tu3031   2010-09-14 10:15  

#13  Lost interest when the players gave the one finger salute during the games. Attention whores the lot of 'em.
Posted by: swksvolFF   2010-09-14 10:09  

#12  Back when all this crap started about women in the locker room it was allowed to be framed as 'women's rights' vs management. No one, the media or management gave a rats ass about what the players rights. All conspired against the athletes who were treated in the process as some big piece of meat by the other parties for their own ends.
Posted by: Procopius2k   2010-09-14 09:37  

#11  Of course, apart from this woman's appearance, the Jets are otherwise known for their discipline and good order

[/snark]
Posted by: lotp   2010-09-14 09:05  

#10  I'll volunteer to be the locker room reporter for the women's beach volleyball team.
Posted by: Glenmore   2010-09-14 09:00  

#9  Yeah and she'll let you know each and every second of each and every day I'm sure.

The words 'be careful what you wish for' comes to mind.

According to the interview she didn't know about most of it until someone told her. Then of course she saw the publicity it can bring.
Posted by: CrazyFool   2010-09-14 08:31  

#8  All my prudishness stated, I also have to state this woman has a body that must have been designed by a sex maniac--or a good plastic surgeon.
Posted by: JohnQC   2010-09-14 08:14  

#7  A stupid idea that won't die. I always thought this was a crock. A woman in a pro football locker room is not a good idea. I would not want a woman wandering around a locker room while I am showering, getting dressed, scratching, etc. To me it seems demeaning to the players and demeaning to her to ask her to go in there for an interview. Can't someone not figure out an appropriate place for such an interview.? If a male sports reporter went into a women's locker room for an interview, he would probably be prosecuted and labeled as a sex offender. No one would believe him if he said it was part of his job and he was just being professional. He would be asked why he couldn't find a more appropriate place for an interview. I suspect the players probably don't appreciated her in the locker room and that they are acting up a bit to intentionally be offensive. I might be inclined to act up in protest if this situation were forced on me.
Posted by: JohnQC   2010-09-14 08:12  

#6  What's the big surprise? What do you expect from a team whose owner is Woody Johnson?
Posted by: Spot   2010-09-14 08:07  

#5  Besoeker, this woman can afford all the gravity-defying surgery she'll need in the coming years.

Check out her 'demure' sideline outfit here. No Mo is right: she's a publicity whore.
Posted by: Steve White   2010-09-14 07:53  

#4  Ah, Besoeker, I'm chuckling now at your comment.

Gravity and time, the twin enemies of the evil breast wielder.
Posted by: no mo uro   2010-09-14 06:33  

#3  For a really good locker room chuckle, fast forward that photo 25 years please.
Posted by: Besoeker   2010-09-14 05:55  

#2  This is all about power.

The stupid, petty, evil power that the cute girls in high school use to bludgeon the boys around them in order to feel like they are in control.

Some girls never grow out of it.

And some men can't just recognize an attention whore for what it is and ignore the evil.
Posted by: no mo uro   2010-09-14 05:39  

#1  "the players are going to handle themselves"

That seems to have been the problem.
Posted by: lex   2010-09-14 01:11  

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