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| Underwear-wearing man severely beaten in heinous Wiffle bat attack |
| 2010-09-02 |
| A Pennsylvania resident wearing only his underwear received a severe beating with a Wiffle bat after he declined to clothe himself. The man, identified as Donald Fehr, suffered a number of severe injuries including a broken jaw, a fractured skull and several broken teeth in the beating. Bethlehem police indicated in reports that Fehr was sitting on his porch wearing only his underwear when he was approached by three men, one of which, a 19-year-old named Hector Morales, Jr., asked the man to “stop being disrespectful” and to put on some clothing because his girlfriend would be arriving shortly. When Fehr declined the invitation to put on proper attire, Morales allegedly began beating the man with a Wiffle bat and subsequently with his own fists after the bat broke. For his role in this heinous Wiffle bat attack, Morales was charged with aggravated assault and a number of other related offenses and is currently being held in Berks Country Prison on unrelated charges, according to the Associated Press. "Assault with Intent to Wiffle" |
| Posted by: Anonymoose |
| #6 Actually, when Wiffle ball bats first came out, they were made of wood: http://www.wiffleballusa.com/history.html That would leave a mark. |
| Posted by: no mo uro 2010-09-02 18:05 |
| #5 "Take me to the drive in and prove you love me!" Thanks for the link and the chuckle, 'moose. One of the better and funnier moments from the '70's, that movie. |
| Posted by: no mo uro 2010-09-02 18:02 |
| #4 Soon to be drafted by the 'Nats. |
| Posted by: swksvolFF 2010-09-02 16:32 |
| #3 The "heinous" scene from Kentucky Fried Movie (slightly NSFW) |
| Posted by: Anonymoose 2010-09-02 15:01 |
| #2 a broken jaw, a fractured skull and several broken teeth That's pretty impressive Wiffle battery. Sign him up. |
| Posted by: regular joe 2010-09-02 13:53 |
| #1 He wiffed it. |
| Posted by: DarthVader 2010-09-02 13:35 |