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| Sauvignon Blanc Loving Baboons Plaguing Exclusive Suburbs of Cape Town |
| 2010-08-30 |
Groot Constantia, in the heart of Cape Town's wine country, can deal with inebriated holidaymakers – but it is invading baboons which have developed a taste for its grapes that the wine makers are struggling with. Each day, dozens of Cape Baboons gather to strip the ancient vines – the sauvignon blanc grapes are a particular favourite – before heading into the mountains to sleep. A few, who sample fallen fruit that has fermented in the sun, pass out and don't make it home. Others? Go on rampages through the houses, creating total chaos. |
| Posted by:Frozen Al |
| #8 Yup, mojo's got it. If a human were to do such things, it would be ok to shoot them. These are not humans. Just shoot them. A little spade work in the back yard. Problem solved. |
| Posted by: rammer 2010-08-30 21:59 |
| #7 I'm thinking generous servings of Secret Asian Mans Alpo & Rat Poison Surprise would do wonders. |
| Posted by: Secret Asian Man 2010-08-30 21:26 |
| #6 ARTIC > D *** NG IT, NO PICS OF UNCONSCIOUS OR OTHERWISE SPACED OUT BABOONS, NOT EVEN ONE DRUNK + MYSTERIOUSLY WEARING A GRASSY HULA SKIRT, WTH IS GOING ON AROUND HERE!? |
| Posted by: JosephMendiola 2010-08-30 20:10 |
| #5 Invasion of drunken monkeys? Sounds rather like Spring Break. I suggest offering them wet t-shirt contests and cheap margaritas. |
| Posted by: SteveS 2010-08-30 18:24 |
| #4 They WILL jump into your car after food or soft drinks. As you.... QUICKLY EXIT, be sure to leave a door or window open so that they can get out as well. They will rip the seats to shreds to escape. |
| Posted by: Besoeker 2010-08-30 18:05 |
| #3 "Sauvignon Blanc Loving Baboons" made me suspect the Napa Valley area near San Francisco. Pelosi voters. |
| Posted by: Anonymoose 2010-08-30 17:57 |
| #2 Shoot a few. They're smart, they'll figure it out. |
| Posted by: mojo 2010-08-30 14:43 |
| #1 Drunken baboons? There's got to be a pic of these sots somewhere. |
| Posted by: JohnQC 2010-08-30 14:06 |