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| 5 Ways to Get Your Wife to Have More Sex With You |
| 2010-08-17 |
 By Logan Levkoff OK guys, stop all your whining and complaining for a second and listen up: If you want more sex from your wives, you have to grow up and recognize that people change, relationships change, and your sex life doesn’t stay the same. 1. Snuggle, Don’t Grope. 2. Don’t Treat Us Like Pron Stars. 3. Do Unto Others. 4. Give Us Space. 5. Talk—and Listen. |
| Posted by:GolfBravoUSMC |
| #8 #2 D *** NG IT, I KNEW IT! Thank God for JAPAN = its ROBO-ANDROID BABES. |
| Posted by: JosephMendiola 2010-08-17 23:30 |
| #7 There are plenty of excellent women who aren't control freaks..... ...being selected to mate by one is the challenge. :-) |
| Posted by: Besoeker 2010-08-17 16:17 |
| #6 Gromky has it right. Women who give advice like this are into control, not advice. Or even, usually, sex. You presume you get to make all the rules because you are a woman, "doctor"? Good-bye. There are plenty of excellent women who aren't control freaks that are probably better human beings than this arrogant one. Frankly, loneliness is preferable to sex with a control freak like you. Most normal women understand that it's give and take. I won't worship you, honey. Even if it means no nik-nik. I already have a God. How about..... 1. we meet 1/2 way all the time, or 2. I meet you 100% half the time and you meet me 100% half the time? Anything else is a deal breaker. Oh, and if you want to talk about "current events" without me offering my opinion, or someone to "just listen without trying to problem-solve or offer advice", go to one of your girlfriends. If you come to me with a problem, I'm going to try and solve it. Don't try and change my basic nature to suit your ridiculous fantasies. |
| Posted by: no mo uro 2010-08-17 16:12 |
| #5 DX her. |
| Posted by: 49 Pan 2010-08-17 14:19 |
| #4 And when she still says no, what should you do? |
| Posted by: remoteman 2010-08-17 11:59 |
| #3 Never trust a woman - or a male feminist - for advice about women. I did and I was a virgin for years after all my peers had girlfriends. |
| Posted by: gromky 2010-08-17 11:49 |
| #2 6. Take a shower. Running under the sprinkler in the garden doesn't count. 7. Use soap. it's the fragrant round sphere attached to a rope dangling from the showerhead. 8. Brush your teeth. This is a twice-daily requirement not twice-weekly. Use toothpaste. Use of mouthwash earns you extra bedroom points. |
| Posted by: Swanimote 2010-08-17 11:37 |
| #1 O.K. I GOT IT!!!! |
| Posted by: armyguy 2010-08-17 11:27 |