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-Short Attention Span Theater-
Bristol Palin 'breaks off engagement'
2010-08-01
The marriage plans of former vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin's daughter have been thrown into jeopardy after reports her fiance's ex-girlfriend is pregnant with his child.
Levi validated his manhood with another girlie, did he?
Bristol Palin, 19, announced plans to wed Levi Johnston last month after their first engagement in December 2008 was called off.
"Levi! There's the door! Use it!"
But a report from tabloid newspaper the National Enquirier claimed Mr Johnston, 20, was expecting another baby with ex-girlfriend Lanesia Garcia, conceived during his split with Ms Palin.
There's no such thing as rubbers. There's no such thing as birth control. There's no such thing as keeping it in your pants.
The news has reportedly prompted Ms Palin to call off the wedding but a representative from the Alaska family said "no official decision had been made".
"Tood, throw him out or I'm going to maul him!"
"Yes, dear!"
Tood is her special pet name for him when she's about to shoot something that deserves it.
Posted by:Fred

#5  Hey Levi! Bristol's mom is here to have a talk with you!
Posted by: DMFD   2010-08-01 19:37  

#4  I remember the first time seeing 'Ricky Hollywood' on TV, at the 2008 Convention. The very first thought through my head was "Something just looks WRONG with that kid". I couldn't point out anything particular really, but looking at him for more than a minute you get the feeling not everything is there in that head of his.
Posted by: Charles   2010-08-01 15:55  

#3  Johnston is a loser. Always was, always will be. Cut your losses and leave the table young lady.
Posted by: Besoeker   2010-08-01 14:12  

#2  Bristol is now realizing Mama knows best.
Posted by: OldSpook   2010-08-01 12:47  

#1  There is something about Alaska that is very attractive to women and men who want to make a lot of children, however they go about it. I've no idea why. But I have met at least two girls at different times who wanted to go to Alaska and *reproduce*.

Of course, I doubt their clever plans work out for most, but the intent is there.
Posted by: Anonymoose   2010-08-01 10:35  

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