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| Iran: Beware of Zionist contaminated Marlboros |
| 2010-07-30 |
| TEHRAN, Iran — An Iranian official says cigarettes smuggled into Iran have been tainted with pig blood and nuclear material as part of a Western conspiracy. Smoke Ayatollah 100's instead. Made with 100% pure Persian goat shit... The semiofficial Mehr news agency quotes Mohammad Reza Madani from the Society for Fighting Smoking as saying contraband Marlboros have been contaminated with pig hemoglobin and unspecified nuclear material. ...and joo cooties. Madani claims Philip Morris International, which sells Marlboro outside the U.S., is "led by Zionists" and deliberately exports tainted cigarettes. A Zionist's a Zionist. But a good smoke's a good smoke... He provided no evidence or information about the confiscated cigarettes. Friday's report also gave no details on how the contamination was discovered. In Mohammad's dreams most likely... Tehran, which often alleges Western conspiracies, says 20 billion cigarettes are smuggled into Iran every year. |
| Posted by:tu3031 |
| #4 Wasn't there a problem with counterfeit Java oranges in the last Iranian election? First that they were Israeli, then that they were actually Chinese... something like that? |
| Posted by: trailing wife 2010-07-30 17:13 |
| #3 I wish we could smuggle some genuine Havanas into the good 'ol USA. Now I have to make the 60 mile trip to Nogales - and carefully avoid the ubiquitous Mexican counterfeits. |
| Posted by: borgboy 2010-07-30 16:27 |
| #2 smokem if ya got em |
| Posted by: 746 2010-07-30 16:16 |
| #1 Now all I have to do is get a picture of Short Round cracking open a pack of Lucky Strikes... |
| Posted by: Don Draper 2010-07-30 15:17 |